i'll fuck the trees

I was just attempting to find some funny “incorrect quotes” things, and I eventually came across a Harry Potter page for it. “I know Harry Potter, this should be interesting,” I think to myself, so very naive and innocent.The first, the VERY FIRST thing I see is a drawing of HARRY and DRACO kissing. THE VERY FIRST THING!!

Now, I’ve read all the books, and watched most of the movies, but I’m not exactly a connoisseur of all things harry potter, BUT THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN.

I didn’t read into this ABOMINATION of an IMPOSSIBLE SHIP, but Draco’s parents, and I think himself later down the line, ARE FUCKING DEATH EATERS!!!!! DEATH EATERS!!! the ones who work under the motherfucker who KILLED HARRY’S PARENTS, then tried KILLING HIM!!!!!

It’s another stupid canonically IMPOSSIBLE example of somebody getting horny and just shipping ANY two characters. 

it’s trying to drive the stupid, overplayed “enemies turn to lovers” narrative, but under circumstances that are BEYOND FIILLLLLLEDDD in plotholes. not to mention, there’s already that same narrative being played through in the form of Ron and Hermoine!!!! Now, maybe not so much enemies as it is just, argumentative, disjointed mutual friends, but still!!

A Harry x Draco story is implausible, impalpable, and, most of all, IMPOSSIBLE.