Why Is Ben Stiller So Hot

five nights at the museum.... inspired by this tweet

those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

Or, the one where Ahkmenrah crossdresses.

DAN STEVENS as SIR LANCELOT in Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)

HELLO?????????? WE’RE GETTING A MUSICAL TOO????????

we now return to side characters appreciation

cough

THERES A CAT

like idk who this is but im a little obsessed already

Non-Watermarked photo of Rami for PRADA

Thus ensuing a chorus of screams followed by the rest of their college career being defined by the moments they spend with the magically resurrected Egyptian king named Ahkmenrah (and perfect scores on all their Egyptology exams and papers)