I’m so babygirl you don’t even know
okay babes if you're so babygirl you'd be okay with me yassifying you rite? :) [*hands full of makeup and hair products*]
I’m sat
Yay!!!
i never touched a beauty product ever in my life before today :)
*i say as i untangle and brush your hair gently*
We’ll learn together! I am MORE THAN HAPPY to be your test subject
hell yeah!! that's a very healthy mindset to have :3 say now do you want to look like the sun threw up on you or like iris shat on your face?
Rainbow! Rainbow!
oh wow the fork chose the kitchen !! you're gonna look like the hottest woman ever bro trust me
you'll be my greatest project yet, my spectacular experiment. mm. *adds excessive glitter* cute. can you just- *grabs your chin and turns your head to the side* yeah, good.
*humming as i add more shiny colourful bullshit on your face*
Am I pretty yet?
You already were pretty I'm just—*sprays you with perfume like I'm spraying a rodent with repellent*—enhancing it.
anddd.. *grabs you by the shoulders and slowly turns you around* I'm done!!! yayy!!! yippie!! ahaha... uhm.
soo how do you like it, pretty boy :)
WOAH!!!
🥹🥹I’m fabulous
yess!!! you are!! now. who shall be my next victim?
*rubs hands together mischievously* muehehehehe. you pick!
hmmmm go find Grover
