the truth about whacking day

if you were on tumblr from 2011 to 2013 click here for a repressed memory

one thing bears have in common with gamers? they both “twitch” when they see a “live stream”. think about it.

He’s not happy about it.

btw the ending of odyssey made me lose me shit

I like the bit where Poseidon shipwrecks them for like 40 years

i dont remember that part but I liked playing as bowser and breaking rocks

Omfg he doesn’t know Greek mythology

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son