you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

First Year: “I hope he’s like Lily” Second Year: “Sweet fuck he’s James.”

this is funny

his face in the last one 😭😭😭

I don’t care about your political beliefs, but just compare Obama’s sense of humor to Trump’s fat shaming and jokes about disabled people and goddamn I miss Obama.

Sigh…

john mulaney and linda from bobs burgers have the same aura

Linda, drunk off her head: my husband is a bitch i like him SO MUCH

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

The second last one though

Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.

ohhhhhmyyyyyyyygodddddddd this is too fantastic for words.

i do not know, because i am a crab. 

Bringing this back

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

while two snakes FUCK to the death

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

Metal as snakes fucking.

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

it always warms my heart to see birds approving human music like we did it guys we impressed the best

remember when people on here back in 2k12 would regularly hit post limit and have a special side blog they switched over to when their main one got throttled for the day? did they remove post limit or did we all just grow up and stop talking so fucking much?