Ancient Grimoire

sometimes I don’t want to be a spell book

If not a spell book, then what would you want to be?

This is the very question that has haunted my arcane existence since my mental capabilities laid upon the reply. All I know is spells. What purpose does a book half full of spells pose in any other way? Are we all doomed to be what we were made by others, until we realize it’s all fleeting moments compared endless lifespan of the arcane?

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

finally someone said it

Question: do you mind if the other wizard has other spellbooks?

Over the years you come to terms with the fact that jealousy simply doesn’t fair well in my line of work. Of course a wizard will have more than one spell book. I suppose I just miss a time when I was someone’s primary spell book.

Not every whisper from an ancient object is bad. Some of us are saying really nice things. Like “consume them all” and “you look radiant today.”

I use an Axe

am i not good enough for you the mighty dalob