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Hey do you have any easy spells to learn but not any boring spells tho
Easy spells, easy spells, easy spells.... let's see here, hmmmm
How about Knife Snail? You summon a small snail, with a knife, to hunt your enemies for you. He also sometimes has a hat so that's interesting. And! It's a cantrip! Use it as many times a day as you like!
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new spell: *beats the shit out of you with my staff*
Wizards! Choose a discount familiar
A carp that swims through the air and speaks with a french accent
A scuttling disembodied hand. It eats, but you're not sure how.
A St. Bernard the size of a hamster
A hamster the size of a St. Bernard
A living teapot with spider legs. It has no face, but you could paint one on
A Venus fly trap with human teeth. No hands, you'll have to help it brush
A rat king that only speaks in iambic pentameter
i don't remember making this
i cast spell of everyone on earth wake up right now BWAAAAAAA
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It’s wizard time
Fireball
I've waited my whole life for this >:)
Use: Locate object
Aha! It's going straight at me!
...oh shit it's going straight at meÆEAEEAEÆÆÆ
...
...
AHA I SURVIVED!
Well guess what.
I have tis really cool spell >:)
Use: Fetus fester-er! You are now chained to this child for ETERNITY AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Wait- oh was that what I wasn't supposed to do oops sorry about that lemme just..
Use: fetus deletus!
Okay you're all good now :D
Ok time for the cool new spell
ICE STORM!!!
📜 looking for a new wizard 📜
If you are a wizard who does any of the following this is ❌NOT❌ for you
• Only learns joke spells
• Can’t properly copy a spell from a scroll
• Isn’t committed to the craft of arcane study
• has a history of loosing their spell book
• Makes under 1000 gold a month. If you can’t afford parchment and components why are you a wizard.
• Refuses to learn any arcane identifying or analyzing spells
• Can’t keep a job, let alone an adventuring party
• Interest in conquering or pillaging.
I expect applications as I am a very sought after grimoire
Casting portals all around me so I can gaze at my perfection from infinite different angles, can't believe I didn't think of this sooner.
