A writer trapped in a dentist's body

me

My cat cindy

who the fuck is this

i really wish platonic relationships were more important. i’m tired of losing friendships because i’m less important than their significant other. i hate that i’m automatically not as close to my friends because i’m not the person they’re dating/sleeping with. and i hate how whenever i complain about it the response is “you’ll find someone too someday!” like no I shouldn’t have to “find someone” to feel loved and important, maybe we should stop promoting investing all your time and effort and physical and emotional intimacy into one romantic/sexual partner idk

it Means I wish you weren’t going.

God, I’d forgotten about this scene. I miss this Lenny tbh

he knew he knew exactly what he was doing

SLOW CLAP

I had to reblog it twice

sORRY BUT THIS IS AMAZING

It’s from The New Yorker. It’s satire.

j

very sad to hear about donald trump. nothing happened to him i’m just sad to hear about him

omg I love this so much 

one minute i’m horny af and then the next i dont want anyone to come near me with a ten foot pole 

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)

Life is too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit

there needs to be a month between august and september