☆ kamiś ☆

It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away

Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)

So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage

And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”

Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady

Can't go to the piwnica, there's a bazyliszek there.

Can't go to the studnia, there's a topielec there.

Can't go to the pole, there's a południca there.

Can't go to the las, there's a leszy there.

Can't go to the rozdroże, there's a diabeł there.

Can't go to the cmentarz, there's a duch there.

Can't go to the jaskinia, there's a smok there.

Guess I gotta stay in my fucking zamek on a wyspa in the middle of the jezioro.