Lisa.Stars.XI

Best ad ever. Lmao. Don't vote for Deez Nuts!

The second best decision I ever made.

#winning

@piening46 quote of the day #shit #ass

My first paint spill. 😍 Actually, I think this is my only! I'm gonna look tomorrow and see if there are still remnants of my egg yolk-esque spill. #lowes #paintspill

I didn't think of this but fuck. I love it. So I stole it.

This conversation has me rolling right now. I love @amandakeb

I'm not gonna make it into work today on account of goggies in my bed. 😻#calijune #dogmom

"Hey... anybody got an extra kidney for Ralph?"

#hotmess #hotassmess

Happy birthday to the prettiest girl in the whole wide world. Momma loves her Cali June. ❤️💛💚💙💜 #dogmom #calijune

My baby. 😍 #dogmom #calijune

Um, what? #pandora #fail #pandorafail

This is real life.

Sometimes when you get a text from your boss it's a bad thing. Sometimes, it's awesome stuff like this! Thanks, Tonya!

There. I fixed it.