So, It's Lisa™

When you clearly just cannot aim when going from goon sack to cup, and spill red wine on your white sheets, but are more upset about actually losing your red wine😕😓

The worst is when you wake from the world's best dream; I dreamt last night I was catching with Miley Cyrus, we'd been texting. She was coming to Melbourne AU to catch up with me! Was telling all my friends I had her number, and we were going to hang out the next night. They laughed at me, and said, "well, prove it!" So I dialed the number, and got her voicemail. Feeling embarrassed and desperate to prove it was really her I was about to be all like "it's true! It's really her!" Then one of my mates was like, "wait, that really is Miley's voice! How'd you get her number??!" I actually said, "I dunno". Lol, I felt so special. I was catching up with Miley Cyrus.. Gotta love a good dream.

When I used to actually be excited jumping into bed and quickly checking Miley Cyrus's twitter, insta and google news before anything else ..And it really wasn't that long ago😳 might just go on a stalking spree now, actually..