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That party was insane! God, remember the pinata they had? I thought it was real when I started hitting it.

It is truly, the most insane party I’ve ever been in. I don’t remember much about the pinata. I’m trying to jog through the memories. Tell me about the pinata again, please? I bet it had to do something with blood. Since you’re... Tyler Stone.

Yeah… I don’t know. I never left.

You never left? That’s amazing. How are... things here? What’s new?

Yeap! The skinny one. That’s unfortunate… Awkward in my part? But I guess you’re right… there’s nothing to be awkward about.

Why do you like them? At first I thought they were malnourished, but I was wrong. Mhm.  It's possible that you'll get awkward around him then.. he'll notice you being awkward and.. everything will turn into an awkward mess.

I like them. I like all breeds in general, but I think what I like best is greyhound. What happened to your pet pug? Nope, just now, Mina and I have a duck and a cat. Hmm, that could work… he had dark hair, and a good build. Wouldn’t it be awkward if I were to know who it was? If I meet him again at work.

Greyhound? Is that the skinny breed like the one in The Simpsons? Hm, I don't know I guess it died, or it doesn't exist, my memory's a blur. Awkward how? He doesn't even know you dreamt about him, right?

Haha, yeah. Do you like pugs? Yeah, definitely. That, I don’t know, since I can’t see his face clearly in my dream.

Well, who doesn't right? Don't tell me you don't like pugs, though, i'd be embarrassed. I think i've had a pug once. Have you had any pets before? Oh, perhaps you should recite the dream or, um, remember what his features looked like?

Oh! Pugs… right, dogs.

They're the cutest. Then you woke up? What a bummer. Ooh, is he real in reality?

No. But what are pugs?

....pugs as in short-snouted dogs?

And I really had this wonderful dream...

Was it about pugs?