Lethal Lisa

Oh Christ, I Just Wanted You to Fuck Me, And Then I Became Greedy, I Wanted You To Love Me (x)

Oh Christ, I Just Wanted You to Fuck Me, And Then I Became Greedy, I Wanted You To Love Me (x)

“Hello yourself” he remarked with a nod and a tip of the hat. “I don’t suppose there’s anything you need from me Miss?”

“Why did you do it? Tell me.”

❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

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“Help me up! You can’t leave without me– we’re in this together.” “Hey! You over there… How much you cost babe?” “I did the job, now give me my money!” “That’s a nasty cut, get it today on the run?” “Heard your partner got arrested today. He better not spill my name…” “Keep your voice down. I’m packing. Don’t want to attract attention, do we?” “If you get me caught, I will not keep quiet about what role YOU played in this.” “The subject’s dead, job done. Want to get a drink?” “We better get out of here fast, before we burn down with this building.” “Got a minute? I need to speak to you about last week’s deal. You said you would get me the good stuff. This isn’t the good stuff.” “How did you get so much through customs?! You got contacts…?” “Haha! Look at this money! Job well done pays off, don’t you think, guys?” “There’s no way I’m doing that job. I explicitly stated I would not go undercover as that.” “No, no, no, no, I told you he wasn’t supposed to get his head blown off, so why are his brains all over my fucking carpet?!” “I’ve got something on you. Something really big you don’t want the whole world to find out. So you better behave.” “We got to stay low for a while. Those fuckers are on to us.” “You still owe me for the last ten times I gave you a ‘sample’. You might be nice looking, but you’re not that nice looking, honey.” “I just got off the phone with someone who is willing to pay generously for your head on a platter. This is my lucky day, don’t you agree?” “How many whores did you get in?! I mean, I’m not complaining, but I’m wondering how I’m gonna go through all of them in one night!” “You’re going to shoot me with my own gun?”

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“Captain Snart reporting for duty.” She purred.

“Captain on the Bridge” he quipped with a romantic tone in his voice before pausing slightly before making a comment. “You Snart’s and you’re wanting to be captains”

She shimmied her shoulders at him. “But wouldn’t it look better on the floor?”

Lisa smiled appreciatively at the kid admiring her bike. “I only do fast.” she replied with a wink. “What’s your name, Kid?”

His last name sank in as did his features. West. Joe West. Did he suddenly have a son? What the hell? “Sooo, are you Joe West’s kid? Where’s he been hiding you?

Robbery wasn’t her normal gig but seeing as how she couldn’t take over this worlds identity, not with the friends she had, than Siren had to do something that would feed her. Especially since Zoom had abandoned her on this Earth. It might draw the attention of the Flash but as long as he didn’t have that little toy again she wasn’t worried, besides she knew who he was now or at least who his friends were. What she hadn’t been expecting was to run into someone else with the same idea. “Get your own place this one is mine.” She eyed the girl for a second. Not someone she recognized but that didn’t mean much on this world.

While Len was gone, she got to herd the idiot brigade they sort of assembled.

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Lisa grinned at the suggestion. It would be good to get back to work. “Nothing really, there are a couple of new couture vendors in town I’ve been eyeing...I want some new clothes.” she shrugged. “Or we could go prank or we could just do a quick bank job. Anything for a rush sounds good to me. You got your eye on anything?” she inquired.

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Lisa smiled appreciatively at the kid admiring her bike. “I only do fast.” she replied with a wink. “What’s your name, Kid?”

“I live for speed myself, used to street race. What about you? Do you take this thing out for cash or just to mess with people?” he grinned, wondering what the woman did for fun.

His last name sank in as did his features. West. Joe West. Did he suddenly have a son? What the hell? "Sooo, are you Joe West's kid? Where's he been hiding you?