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@commissionsdarian
I know you're busy right now but please contact me whenever you're free. I am in dire need of help with a few things, and you're the only other one closest to him.
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Specify which him, there are endless hims I’m close to and most of them are problematic
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Your best friend that I have been dating for the past years, who else?
You couldve meant crazy frog for all I know, it’s a wide world Oliver
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I know you're busy right now but please contact me whenever you're free. I am in dire need of help with a few things, and you're the only other one closest to him.
- 👻
Specify which him, there are endless hims I’m close to and most of them are problematic
At this point I should make my own fuckin Spacial-Temporal organization, with blackjacks and hookers.
We had blackjacks and hookers before the great siege
Fuckkk we missed St Patrick’s, did Five survive his journey over the rainbow? Still have his pot of gold?
Actually no he ended up in the land of Oz.
Understandable, give him my best for his new life in munchkinland
Hi, I’m gift
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Hello there, Gift. You are aware I'm literally nearby, right? 🤭
You are?? Guess I’ll have to go, you’re not allowed to see presents until Christmas Day
Get back here, Sir. There's nothing wrong with seeing one present early. ❤️
Besides, I'm not gonna turn down help from my partner. Does anyone else have plans for tomorrow or are we just dropping presents off and having time to ourselves?
I have no clue 👁️what others are doing 🤷♂️ at all, why would I, that’s crazy talk.
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Hi, I’m gift
🧍♂️🎀
Hello there, Gift. You are aware I'm literally nearby, right? 🤭
You are?? Guess I’ll have to go, you’re not allowed to see presents until Christmas Day
db cooper fell on sasquatch and killed him and then had to take on his cryptid duties like The Santa Clause. thats why we never found him he was gifted sasquatch powers
🔥 Biblically accurate things. Example, biblically accurate worm on a string.
Unserious answer, people just stick a bunch of eyes on something and call it "biblically accurate" at this point.
Serious answer, biblically accurate's just the other end of the spectrum with Lovecraftian/eldritch horror and I know I'm not wrong.
Who’s the winner, baby?
if tumblr goes down im going to the bar and arguing with a middle aged man about nothing in particular
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AITA- I, 20 something M, have once again bought an 18 wheeler full of gnomes
I know who this is and despite you being an asshole on a regular basis, for this...
You're still an asshole where the actual fuck would you get the money for that.
I get a discount for buying in bulk
(For whenever he notices, there's a small box wrapped in red and blue. If opened, lying inside was a familiar tie pin. The very same one he once gave a certain...obsessive business acquaintance. There's a note.) "It's only fair. - Jen Alice"
(Huh. He didn't think he'd get this one back. Honestly, he forgot it existed. Still, better to have literal ties back to reality on hand than leave them in, for a lack of better description, emotional garbage pile no.2. And who better to send it back than verbal harassment victim no.156! A bit suspicious. But fair? Maybe. Probably not. It's put back in a pocket. Kept for himself this time)
(Red and blue)
(Mortales artifices numquam diuturna.)
Happy holidays or happy Wednesday, whichever's more thrilling, personally it's Wednesdays. Quick question, how many bots following constitutes as concerning?
Sorry I've been gone for ages, I was thinking about color theory
A bee movie musical exists.
Hold the fucking phone
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The asmr side of the internet is very funny because I and many others can guarantee first hand that Matt ASMR Specialist's Tudor doctor asmr doesn't have nearly enough amputation, but I doubt Mattheus is taking tips on realism
WAIT IM ABOUT TO BE 27 WHAT
