no BBC Sherlock past this point

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

every time i search where a movie is streaming and it’s not on like one of the big streamers i whisper to myself ‘poob has it for you’

We gotta do something about the way dog owners behave. No other pet owner is just bringin the pet wherever the fuck they go all the time but for some reason with dog owners they think its fine if they bring their dog to the gym and taco bell and whatever. And you invite a dog owner to your house where youve got your own pets youve got your dog and your cats and whatever it is you have and this dog owner shows up at your door like "oh i brought my dog i hope thats okay hes so sweet youll love him" and it is always the most untrained poorly behaved agressive animal that has ever lived. And we all have to pretend like its acceptable behaviour well im sick of it

ok well this user supposed remembering that children are people who deserve to participate in human society, and pets are not

Don't care, keep them at home or live in the middle of nowhere so you don't bother the rest of the public. Same applies to any type of pet

John Christopher Jones, Design Methods

Fun fact. Nothing can stop you from finding the oldest art your friend has ever made on their blog and reblogging it.

when jimmy fallon dies theyre incorporating his ashes into a ben and jerrys limited time flavor

who is ben

friend of jerry

that's tom

im sorry for spreading misinformation

*freaking the fuck out because I have nowhere to lay my eggs*

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?