Prob In Hell

they follow these little rules! in matching outfits!!!

due to not wanting to, i will not. thanks.

i think is very very very funny when ppl r mean to skinny people sorry.

YOURE a FUCKING cunt!

i am! thanks so much for noticing :)

idk about soulmates but those people who eat parts of the food or candy that you don't like and you do the same for them.....we've lived a hundred lifetimes together probably

for years you have paraded around in public, wearing a hat that so boldly claims that women want you and fish fear you. you know just as well as i do that this is a lie. can you live up to the bar your hat sets? currently you are being lowered into a tank of piranha, and only your wife has the controls to save you. does this woman truly want you, or will it be you who fears the fish? let the game begin

tumblr posts’ standards have reached such level of absurdity that i saw this post and considered it just another normal tumblr post till i read the url

17 days remain

😳wow bestie umm. That was kind of blasphemous of you?? 🤭 haha like kind of heretical even 💞

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

Despite All My Chub I Am Still Just A Rat In A Tub

Despite All My Wrath I Am Still Just A Rat In A Bath

14th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with witchcraft”

19th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with hysteria”

21st century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i don’t believe anything is wrong with you and won’t diagnose you”

That’s not entirely fair. Sometimes they also diagnose you as “fat.”