no paths are bound

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

we as a society do not acknowledge just how funny the lego ninjago writers were in season 5 for straight up just killing cole for literally no reason in the middle of the season as much as we should. he doesn't even die a climactic hero or a martyr like zane in the season 2 or anything. the poor guy dies because he didnt get out of the ghost house (the house that turns people into ghosts) in time. he spends the rest of the season trying not to get caught in any of the home alone style water traps that his friends set out to get any stray ghosts (somehow forgetting that he's a ghost too), trying to figure out how to touch things again with absolutely no help from the rest of the gang, and being depressed because the prophetic ice wall told him he wouldnt have a future. this has no real narrative consequences - he's fixed by the next season - but when he does come back to life, it's not even in the main series. it's in a one-off special. what did cole ever do to deserve this

I think everyone should make dumb ugly zines and bad music and write shitty books with weird premises and publish them for pay what you will online. I think people should write plays that are only ever intended to be performed with their friends in their living rooms. I think people who like ttrpgs should explore bizarre itch.io games and new systems that have no affiliation whatsoever with any major publishing house. If youre lucky enough to have a cool local community radio station nearby you should listen to that and what people close to you have to say and what they're creating that has no focus on being nationally appealing. I just think creation should be more joyful and local both in a geographic sense and a personal and social sense and unconcerned with whether or not it will be commercially viable or slick or even good beyond your own pride in it. And I think it's good to seek out art that exists for its own sake or to appeal to the community it was created within

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

NEVER flip your canvas. That's valuable time you could be using to draw everything at a slant.