Words Are Hard

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

all food is "guilt free" to me because i love foods and treats and snacks and drinks forever and ever amen

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

dude i fucking love fall. fall is for the queers.

what if everyone referred to him solely as "princess diana's ex-husband"

i understand jean jacket . what else is a girl whose tummy hurts supposed to do ?

all these theories about season 5 like steve harrington will probably die and st*ncy could come back and will byers might be sacrificed blah blah blah—i don’t care. i haven’t cared about canon since 2011. i watch shit so i can get into the fanfic and memes. duffer brothers thanks for making these characters but you’re irrelevant to me now. i live in my little gay dream world and you can’t stop me

oj haywood is autistic and you know i’m right