christmas starters pt. 2 !!
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❛❛ Oh, my gosh, it’s snowing! ❜❜
❛❛ Don’t hang that there! Are you crazy?! ❜❜
❛❛ It’s Christmas, don’t be so down. Have fun! ❜❜
❛❛ Are you sure you have enough to buy that for him/her? It is pretty expensive, and you don’t get your next paycheck til the week after Christmas. ❜❜
❛❛ Care for a little bit of Christmas songs? No? Well, too bad! ❜❜
❛❛ Okay, who spiked the eggnog?! ❜❜
❛❛ Please don’t act crazy like you did last Christmas… that was a disaster. ❜❜
❛❛ Hey, in my defense, I had too much sugar, alright?! ❜❜
❛❛ What are you doing? Get down from there before you tangle yourself in the lights! ❜❜
❛❛ SANTA CLAUS IS ON FIRE!! ❜❜
❛❛ Maybe having an inflatable snowman next to our spiked fence wasn’t such a good idea. ❜❜
❛❛ We’re out of cookies, but do you think Santa will settle for a salad? ❜❜
❛❛ No, no, no, you’re supposed to put the lights on BEFORE the ornaments! ❜❜
❛❛ Worst. Christmas. EVER. ❜❜
❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜
❛❛ Y'know how you get a bit crazy on Christmas Eve? Yeah, don’t do that this year. ❜❜
❛❛ This is the best Christmas I’ve ever had in my entire life…❜❜
❛❛ You missed the present-opening! ❜❜
❛❛ Time to open up the gifts! ❜❜
❛❛ You know what would be a great way to end this night? You and me, our clothes on the bedroom floor… get what I’m hinting at? ❜❜
❛❛ This is the ugliest sweater I’ve ever worn… I love it! ❜❜
❛❛ I just want to make someone else have a good Christmas. ❜❜
❛❛ We can’t really afford anything good this Christmas… ❜❜
❛❛ No, you’re dressing up as Santa this year for the kids. ❜❜
❛❛ When did this turn into an ugly sweater party? ❜❜
❛❛ Please, please, please ignore that mistletoe ❜❜
❛❛ This is way too strong! there are children here, you know? ❜❜
❛❛ Isn’t it weird, not celebrating with your family? ❜❜
❛❛ Will you come sit on santa claus/mrs. claus’ lap? ❜❜
❛❛ Have you been naughty? ❜❜
❛❛ Come on! give me a hint for what my present is! ❜❜
❛❛ This is the worst christmas party ever. ❜❜
❛❛ You seriously want to order in tonight? are you an idiot? ❜❜
❛❛ Merry christmas, asshole ❜❜
❛❛ Try not to behave like a slut this time, alright?❜❜