Carolina!

Everyone told you and George that marriage was hard work. Clearly, it must’ve been impossible work. Now, you’re divorced with two children under the age of 6 before your thirtieth birthday.

Two years out, you’ve settled into a sort of rhythm. Bring your kids to school, go to work, pick them up, avoid the paparazzi, somehow get them to fall asleep, try and rebuild your life, fall asleep. And repeat.

Unfortunately for you, Auntie Cara let your children watch The Parent Trap. And they seem pretty keen on only having one Christmas this year.

Everyone around you thought the two of you would be the first to get married— but two weddings, one pregnancy, and a long-standing situationship so flimsy it makes you want to pull your hair out later, you’ve never even dated the boy. With Arthur as one of Charles’s groomsmen and you as one of Alex’s bridesmaids, and nearly everyone in the family pushing you together, maybe something will finally happen.

If they just forget that Jade is on the invite list. And is coming for your spot. (Since no one cares about dibs anymore 🙄)

Who cares right?

Preliminary Yaps: It's my first full smau! Except like with everything involving me, I maxed out the image limit and I'm lowk still not satisfied. Anyway, happy anniversary to my first exposure to Arvid, Silverstone '25. You will always have a place in my heart. Also, happy belated birthday to me! I'm an adult, and that's freaking crazy, dude. I was hoping to get this out by then, and then by Silverstone… but better late than never ig!

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Lewis Hamilton spotted with new girlfriend, Kim Kardashian! The pair has been spotted around Tokyo, along with her sister, Chloe Kardashian, and Kim’s children. Notably absent is y/n Hamilton, the 18-year-old daughter of Hamilton and his ex-girlfriend, Nicole Scherzinger, despite images circulating of her arriving in Japan with Lewis. This was the teen’s first public sighting with Lewis since 2016, when Lewis and Nicole separated permanently. If anyone sees a teenager traipsing around Tokyo carrying a bag worth double this user's salary (and enough daddy issues to fill it ten times over), you know who to call!

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quest43 Okay shes valid tho I wouldnt want to run around with kids half my age and my dads new gf

bigswim They actually grew up together! In one of the early seasons, Kris mentions Kim needing to get a gift y/n's christening, and Kim has been close friends with Nicole for years

cl1_truther i would NEVER forgive my dad for screwing my moms friend wtf?

barca2016fan Oh my god does anyone remember little y/n running around the garage 😭😭

gainingwings I missed her and her hide and seek games that would force a brocedes interaction 🥀

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Missed Call from Mama ❤️ Ringing... Mama ❤️ Transcript:

y/n.

Mom! *city ambiance can be heard in the background* Isn't it quite early over there? What are you doing up?

It's nine in the morning, sweetest.

*snort, followed by a thud* Oh! I thought you were in LA!

No, I'm in New York. Do you want to explain to me why I got a call from your father? Asking where you are?

Mom, he's with—

I know who he's with, and I'm sure everyone does by now.

Right.

Baby, where are you?

Uhm... at the hotel.

Right, so your father called me again to ask where you are, and if I told him you were in your hotel room right now, would you be there?

Of course!

If I opened your Instagram right now, I would find a post about you sitting in bed.

Uhm...

Baby, you have ten minutes to get back in that hotel room.

*muffled* Shit, I'm so sorry, I have to go. Oh, yeah, of course. I'll see you around? Yeah! Yes, yes, you will. Okay, bye!

And who was that?

*sharp inhale* Hi, mom! I didn't know you were still on the phone!

Ten minutes, nine now.

Fuck, okay. Love you, bye! *muffled* Hey, wait!

Love you, baby.

Call disconnected at 1:20.59

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Incoming Call from Dad Transcript:

I'm heading to your room.

Dad, I’m in the lobby, I'm heading up.

You've been m.i.a. for four hours. You know that Tokyo has a curfew of eleven for minors.

I turn eighteen in a few days!

But you're not eighteen yet, are you? We have to talk, anyway.

*sigh* If this is about Kimberly, I'm sorry. It... was out of line.

It's not about that. Well, it is, but we need to talk about your behavior going forward.

Can't I go to sleep? We can talk about it in the morning, if you really want to talk, Dad.

You should've thought about that before running off to who knows where.

Two minutes, or I’m sending Lloyd down to come get you.

Dad—

Call disconnected at 0:49.30

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liked by nicolescherzinger, _arvidxzw_, deliasduvet, and 5.9k others y/n.scherzinger Whatever Frank Ocean said 🔞

nicolescherzinger Happy birthday baby! Seems like just yesterday you were tagging along with me on set and in the studio ❤️ liked by author ↳ y/n.scherzinger Imy mama wish you were here :(( 🫶

deliasduvet MY GIRL IS ADULTINGGGGG liked by author ↳ y/n.scherzinger IK THATS RIGHTT ‼️

ambitchious_adelina WEEE wil be going to the club 👯‍♀️ liked by author ↳ nicolescherzinger What club? ↳ y/n.scherzinger No clubs mama, Addie is being stupid ↳ ambitchious_adelina shes right no clubs miss nicole ↳ theeeflash LMAOOO caught

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liked by kimi.antonelli, mercedesamgf1, krisjenner, and 1M others lewishamilton Wishing my daughter a wonderful 18th birthday, and many more to come! It's been a rough few years, but we persevered. I'm blessed to be your father, even if circumstances keep us apart most of the time. You've always been one of my biggest supporters. Love you forever, sweetheart.

pepper.pepparami HOLD THE PHONE LEWIS IS A DAD??? ↳ found_thecure if you look up clips from like 2013-2014, you can see her running around the Mercedes paddock, paps loved to try and interview her ↳ villanotisland You can also see her in Nico's garage a fair bit, that was her favorite uncle fr :(

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britneynotspears Crazy how a man will post his daughter after not being seen with her in nearly 10 years ↳ guides_not_scouts okay but lewis is a private person? he didn't even say her name its probably a privacy thing with her mom

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Ringing… Arvid Transcript:

*running water*

Hello?

*clears throat, water shuts off* Mr. Model! How was your shoot?

Uh, pretty good, I think. As promised, I didn't break my neck.

Mmm.

How is the dreaded dinner?

Well, uh, Psa—one of the girlfriend’s kids— he’s five, and he just so graciously blew out the candles on the cake the waitress brought out for me.

He didn't.

He did. And then my dad offered that all of us kids split the cake. So I split the cake slice with five other people.

...I think I might hate your dad.

*strangled laugh* No, you don't. I think you'd like him.

He's a complete knob!

He's my dad.

It's your birthday.

I guess.

Hm. Do you wanna get out of there?

What do you mean?

I mean, I'm not busy. You're not busy.

I can't just ditch my own birthday dinner, Arvid, I—

Do you want to be there? Considering you called me, it sounds like a no.

No.

Right. Uhm, do you want me to come get you?

No! No, it's fine. I'll run back to the hotel, and I'll change.

Are you sure? Is it far?

No, it's not far. It's literally like a two-minute walk.

Okay. I'll come get you. Operation "Save the Birthday" is a go.

*snort* You da real birthday.

See you, birthday girl.

Ten minutes?

I could make it five.

With what license?

Details, details.

Okay. *door opening, restaurant chatter floods in* We got this.

Yeah. We got this.

Bye, Arvid.

Bye, birthday girl.

Call disconnected at 1:50.32

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Incoming Call from Dad

>> Forwarded to Voicemail

>> Open Voicemail?? Transcript:

Sweetheart, I apologize for what happened at dinner. I can hear the TV in your room, and I've been knocking, but you haven't answered, so I'm going to give you some alone time. I'll talk to the kids, and to Kim.

*clears throat* I, uhm, got Lloyd to run out and get you a cake from the closest 7/11, since it's one of the only places open at this hour. It's not vegan, as I know you hate that stuff. So, I'm just going to leave this here.

*plastic rustling* Happy birthday, sweetheart. I'll see you in the morning.

Call disconnected at 0:36.79

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Trouble in Tokyo? According to close sources, things are rocky between Kim Kardashian and the daughter of her newest fling, racecar driver Lewis Hamilton. The girl in question has been mentioned in passing for avid watchers of the show, and North has spoken about her in interviews. Sources say the two were seen arguing in Harajuku. Kim was seen getting into a car, and leaving the area with the daughter nowhere in sight. liked by strawberry.soda, thatonediamondearring, save_the_dress, and 3.1k others

strawberry.soda typical of a nepo bby tbh

orange_soda and if your aunt decided to date your dad you'd just be okay with that??

strawberry.soda if my aunt was Kim K? Yea?

basically30 Who wants to bet kim didn't let that girl in the car 🤣

marilyn.not.monroe okay but leaving a kid in the middle of a busy city?? Kim goes far but she never goes that far

keepupkatie Kid is a stretch, I think the girl is 17 or something, she should be able to hold her own and respect adults.

here4thezipline whaaaatt the woman known for her crazy antics does something crazy what a strange thing to say

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Ringing... Dad

Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you’re trying to reach is unavailable. At the tone—

Call disconnected at 0:10.10

Ringing... Dad

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Call disconnected at 0:08.79

Ringing... Dad

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Call disconnected at 0:04.50

Ringing... Dad Transcript:

Dad! Dad. Oh, thank god. Kimberly was being fucking crazy, dad, she left me here! In the middle of Tokyo, Dad! And she left me with half her fucking bags, saying that it was all stuff I bought. Dad, I have one bag! One! And now I'm sitting here with like four bags, and of course, she filled them to the brim, and now I'm in the middle of Tokyo by myself, and people are looking at me weird, and I'm really scared someone is going to take pictures, and we agreed, you, me, and mom, we agreed that we would avoid me getting photographed, and I know I'm eighteen now but that still counts, right?

Dad? Can you please just say something? Are you coming to pick me up, at least?

Did you or did you not call her a whore?

What?

I send you out on a bonding day with a woman I really care about, only to receive a call halfway through the day about how difficult you’ve been. Arguing with her, pulling an attitude, talking bad about her kids? And then you called her, you called her a whore who couldn’t wait to get with her friend’s ex-boyfriend? Do you know how jarring it is, for your partner to call you crying in the middle of the day, saying that your own flesh and blood couldn’t even bear to be around them?

Dad, that’s not everything that happened—

Do you deny any of it?

..No I don’t, but dad, listen—

I thought your mother and I raised you better than that, I thought we raised you to have respect for the people around you.

You? Mom raised me. Mom was the one who brought me to work, let me sleep in the studio, went to the parent-teacher conferences, and gave me advice. You left Mom, you left me!

I didn't leave you, and don’t take that tone with me, young lady. I understand that we can’t spend as much time together as I’d like to, because of my work. But that does not mean you can treat people that I am associated with as lesser than to prove a point.

Dad, you weren’t there. You didn’t hear the comments she made about mom, the comments she made about me! She said that she wants to be a mother figure to me! To call her mom!

Well, that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Everyone could use more perspectives for advice.

I have a mother! In case either of you forgot, who I live with 100% of the time!

How could we forget, considering it’s all you ever speak about?

God forbid I love my mother?

And you have a father, as well.

And where are you? Not once this entire trip have you tried to spend time with me alone, it’s always, always been with someone else around. I’m sick of you trying to play house to please your little girlfriend. Play house with her kids for all I care, leave me out of it!

Watch your tone. I will not tolerate the way you are speaking to me nor the intentions behind it. You want to be left out? Okay. Find your own way back to the hotel. Wish granted.

Wa—

Call disconnected at 0:25.64

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Incoming Call from Arvid Transcript:

I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have texted, I didn’t know you’d be with your friends and your mom and if I knew I wouldn’t have disturbed you, and—

Hey, birthday girl, calm down. I wasn't going to leave you in a strange city by yourself. I mean, what kind of dickhead does that? *Ay.* Sorry.

It’s my fault, Arvid, I was fighting with her, she was making comments and all I could think to do was fight back and I called her names and, god, my dad probably hates me.

If your dad hates you, he's not really a good dad then. You know, unconditional love is kind of their thing. But stay where you are, we're coming to get you.

Thank you...

Hey, it's what friends do no? You wouldn't leave me to run about like a chicken with no head, so I'll return the favor. How many bags do you have?

Like, *sniff* Four? I think? Kim— the girlfriend, she loves to shop.

Well, I'll carry some, and I'll have Andrea carry some too. *Hey! I did not— ow!*

*strangled noise* Andrea? Antonelli? He’s with you?

Uh, no? I'm sure Kimi would be flattered, but no. Andrea Saveri. A coworker of mine, decent guy. *Only decent? Geez, okay, okay!* How do you not know Liam, but you know Kimi?

Uh… He’s leading the championship, right? I know the basics.

Wow, look at you, a prodigy already.

*watery laugh*

There you go. Okay, we're not too far. Where are you exactly?

I lugged the bags closer to the store, so I’m, I’m right by this giant mural on the store front. People are looking at me weird, but, uh, it’s not like I can do much.

Hold tight, we're literally less than a minute away.

Oh god. I’m going to have to meet your mother, aren’t I?

Yep. I promise she's not that bad.

This is not how I wanted to meet your parents.

That's a little far of a jump, no?

Don’t joke about this! We’ve been hanging out for like… less than a week!

Hanging out? I think we do a lot more than that.

Please don’t say that when your mother is right there. Oh god, Arvid, what if she doesn’t like me? I like you a lot, and if she doesn’t like me then, what—

You like me?

Oh god, did I just say that out loud?

Yeah, if my hearing is still all there. ...We don't have to talk about that now, though. That's... a later conversation.

Mm, yeah.

For what it's worth, she's worried right now.

Worried that I'll run into the middle of the road?

Jeez, that's a morbid way to put it. She's more worried that they left you by yourself.

Oh. Fair, I guess.

Yeah. Is that you?

Yeah! Yes. Oh my gosh—

Call disconnected at 4:53.71

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6 Missed Calls from Dad Incoming Call from Dad Transcript:

…Hello?

y/n, where are you? You should have been here hours ago! Don’t tell me you ran off.

Uhm… I got lost.

Lost?

You left me in a city I don’t know dad… of course I’d be lost.

And you have a phone? You didn’t think to look up directions back to the hotel?

I was trying to lug all of Kimberly’s bags with me, and, I didn’t have hands.

I’m sending a car to pick you up.

But you said—

That was when I thought you could make it back here in an hour. It’s been at least five. Lloyd will be in the car. When you get back, we will be having a discussion.

Okay?

Yes, dad.

Okay. And next time you’re wandering the city, call me. I don’t care that I told you to find your way, I’d rather be lecturing you than looking for you.

Lloyd should be there in ten minutes.

Call disconnected at 0:44.71

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HotLap_Hearsay

F1's newest hire has been seen around Harajuku! While spotted at Liberty Walk Tokyo, he was also spotted later in the day with a mystery girl joining his entourage, as he helped the girl get into a car, carrying several shopping bags. Do we think this is just a Good Samaritan deed? Or something deeper? liked by bear-ly.willow, linalbon, curious.cortana, and 18k others

curious.cortana no guys like trust that was me

secretgrass Sure sweetheart… and I’m the queen of England

girlw/love Wait does Arvid have a girlfriend or anything??

borderline.banked hes like one of the few drivers to not have a public gf I think, like Lando and… Lando

inchidentreport Geez like father like son 😭

moroni.angel Wait… wasn’t that one nepo baby in Harajuku today??

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Incoming Call from Arvid Transcript:

Morning, pretty girl, have you recovered from the tear-jerker that is the first Fast and Furious movie?

Shut up! It was sad. But, good morning, yes, I have.

Good. What are your plans for today?

Well, my dad wants to go out with everyone, to this temple... Gōtoku-ji? I think? Is what it's called. I'm dreading being around the kids, but I am a little excited. I did tell my dad I wanted to visit a temple or two while I was here.

Wait... Gōtoku-ji, why do I know that name? *shuffling sounds*

I mean, it's a pretty popular temple, it's got a ton of those cat figurines! You know, the ones whose arms move back and forth for luck.

No. I mean, yeah, they are. But I think I'm going there today. Let me text my mum.

What? Really?

Maybe? My mum says yes, we're going there in the early afternoon.

Oh my gosh, actually?

*laugh* Yeah, that's such a crazy coincidence. Maybe we can stage an escape if things with your dad...

Yeah, maybe. If your mom wouldn't be too offended?

Please, my mum loves you already. You'll be okay.

*knocking* *muffled* Sweetheart? Coming! Sorry, I have to go. I think we're heading out now.

Okay, see you later.

*sigh* *knocking* See you later. I'm coming now!

Call disconnected at 1:29.10

(vcarb blue = Arvid, bold = you, red = Lewis)

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the_scherzinger_pamphlet I should've snuck one out of the grounds -> arvid.lindblad i think that might just be illegal -> not 100% sure though -> the_scherzinger_pamphlet You just don't like cats :/ -> arvid.lindblad i rlly don't understand your gripe against dogs yk -> the_scherzinger_pamphlet Woah. I never said I didn't like dogs I love dogs :( -> My dad has had dogs edited -> I just find cats like myself, so I like them more -> arvid.lindblad maybe we can buy you one before you leave -> a suevenear -> suvener -> whatever the fucking word is -> the_scherzinger_pamphlet souvenir? liked by arvid.lindblad -> arvid.lindblad see this is why i like you -> the_scherzinger_pamphlet Thank you? 😭 -> I like you too ig liked by arvid.lindblad

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_arvidzxw_ is the view you’re enjoying a certain british f1 driver or do you mean the actual temple -> y/n.scherzinger The actual temple of course! -> _arvidzxw_ you wound me -> y/n.scherzinger Ah you’ll be fine I’ll see you in Suzuka -> _arvidzxw_ wait -> are you serious? you’re coming to the race? -> y/n.scherzinger oh.. no I’m not coming to the race :( -> but remember how I said my dad works for a sponsor? They bought him a ticket, and he's bringing all of us! So I’ll be around :) -> _arvidzxw_ that's awesome -> y/n.scherzinger Don't jump for joy over there -> _arvidzxw_ no i am rlly excited -> i get my jacket back -> y/n.scherzinger Just for that I'm keeping it -> _arvidzxw_ well it looks better on you anyway so i'm not complaining

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deliasduvet mh what happened?? -> the_scherzinger_pamphlet DELIA WE ALMOST KISSED -> THATS WHAT HAPPENED -> deliasduvet WHAT? -> did you kiss him??? -> the_scherzinger_pamphlet NO ☹️ -> deliasduvet WDYM NO?? -> the_scherzinger_pamphlet This is all Saint’s fault. -> I can’t believe I’ve been cockblocked by a child. A CHILD DELIA -> deliasduvet maybe it’s a good thing I didn’t text the gc Addie would be livid -> the_scherzinger_pamphlet I’m livid 😡 -> deliasduvet girl I’m sure you’ll get another chance -> the_scherzinger_pamphlet If there isn’t. Saint is dead. -> deliasduvet oh!

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Incoming Call from Dad Transcript:

y/n? Did you run off somewhere?

No dad, I’ve been taking pictures by the main gate for the past couple of minutes, I’m within earshot.

Okay, I’m sending Saint to come get you. *Hey, Saint? Would you mind running and,*

Hold on, hold on, what do you mean?

*getting y/n? She’s over at the main gate. Thanks, bud.* We’re going to take a fam— a group picture, all of us. And obviously, you’re a part of the family.

Right.

After that we’re heading back to the hotel, so if you could meet Saint halfway or something? We have dinner reservations.

*y/n!* *under breath* Shit. Okay, okay. Bye.

Alright.

*muffled* I’m so sorry, I have to go righ—

Call disconnected at 0:41.44

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Change Contact Name? Arvid >> Arvid! :)

Add Contact Photo? Contact Photo Added!

arvid.lindblad 🎵 • Gunna by rare occasion

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the_scherzinger_pamphlet drive that car race boy liked by author ↳ thatdude im crying who is this ↳ heyalexa Whoever it is, they're iconic ↳ the_scherzinger_pamphlet thank you 😁

bear-ly.willow Ok arvid in his soft launch era 🔥

knicksin5 Why are these so hella aesthetic ↳ melanieeee lowk real who cooked here

linalbon can we tell I copied Arvid's real post almost to a T and then just added the photos I needed :]

y/n.scherzinger 🎵 • Tokyo Drift by Teriyaki Boyz

liked by _arvidxzw_, deliasduvet, brewingginger, and 2.1k others y/n.scherzinger Tokyo, if you catch my drift

_arvidxzw_ my culture is not your costume liked by author ↳ y/n.scherzinger The Fast and Furious franchise is NOT culture ↳_arvidxzw_ oh so you didn't cry when brian got caught in the 1st movie ↳ y/n.scherzinger You just love the ragebait ↳ sunset_blvdstan is he bothering you queen liked by author

or.the.highway67 since when has she been into racing??? ↳ settle444 I think her uncle is into it or smth! Nicole mentioned in an interview once that she used to kart when she was a little girl lol

ambitchious_adelina booking a flight rn ✈️ ↳ y/n.scherzinger I’ll book a room for you rn ↳ ambitchious_adelina bold of u to assume we arnt sharing a bed 😏 liked by author

justice.for.bea is that... a MAN??

the_scherzinger_pamphlet 🎵 • Lost in Japan by Shawn Mendes

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deliasduvet don't think you're slick girl I can see that man ↳ the_scherzinger_pamphlet Shhh 🤫

andrea_tortellini did you have good pasta liked by author ↳ the_scherzinger_pamphlet Good gluten-free** pasta, yes ↳ andrea_tortellini I disown you

ambitchious_adelina girl imy come back liked by author

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Ringing... Arvid Transcript:

Hey, pretty girl. What’s up?

Have you checked in yet? Or I guess, are you here is the better question.

Luckily for you, we're pulling up to the hotel right now. Why, what’s up? Is everything okay?

Oh, everything is fine. Fingers crossed, obviously.

Obviously.

I was just wondering if maybe, sort of, could we plan something for tomorrow? I would say today, but you just got in, and you probably need to rest.

We can plan something for tomorrow. But you can come over, or I can go over to where you are today. I'm not opposed.

Really? But like, aren’t you tired? I know you had all that strategy stuff with the team.

I mean, yeah, but I need to spend time with you while you're here, you know. It's like fate or something.

I mean, I don’t really believe in fate, but I think it may have worked in our favor this time.

I think so too. But hey, you can come over if you want. We can keep watching the Fast and Furious movies. And plan for tomorrow, too.

Hmm.. I’ll see if I can get away from my dad, but I’ll try.

Okay, just let me know.

I will, don’t worry.

Bye, pretty girl.

Bye, Arv.

"Arv"?

Well, you have a nickname for me, I thought I'd try a few different ones out.

Well, it's loads better than "art-vid", so I'm not opposed.

Ha ha. I'll go back to the drawing board.

Mmm, maybe not, I like it.

Okay, then... Bye, Arv.

Bye, pretty girl.

Call disconnected at 1:24.90

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Incoming audio call: andrea_tortellini Transcript:

Hello?

y/n, is that you??

Is that you at.. *Ollie, where are we?* *Nara Park.* Here at Nara Park? With the deer?

Why? Are you here??

Yeah, I'm with Ollie and Alicia. Who are you with? Oh my god, are you with a boy? *gasp* *Wait, that doesn't make sense, that's Arvid.* y/n, are you with Arvid??

I'm hanging up now!

No! y/n, answer the question!

Sorry, you're breaking up! *fake digital static noises* Call terminated at 0:32.29

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in.the.vents dude the deer at Nara park are genuinely so cute 🥰‼️

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andrea_tortellini It WAS you?? -> y/n.scherzinger Andy idk what you’re talking about -> andrea_tortellini Are you dating Arvid?? -> y/n I work with him! -> Your dad works with him! -> y/n.scherzinger Yes, I am aware -> andrea_tortellini I can’t believe this?? -> For how long??? -> y/n.scherzinger Andy we are not dating. -> andrea_tortellini Is he the guy who cannot eat noodles? -> y/n.scherzinger Yes Andy he is -> andrea_tortellini Weirdo -> I mean -> Wow! So happy for you! -> y/n.scherzinger Thanks Andy. -> andrea_antonelli Welcome -> I’m going to eat my carbonara now -> Like a NORMAL person liked by y/n.scherzinger

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olliebearman Hey, is that picture from today? -> arvid.lindblad Yeah, why?? -> olliebearman Oh that’s so weird -> Kimi and I went today, with Alicia -> arvid.lindblad oh that’s a crazy coincidence mate -> olliebearman Ik! I think I spotted you too, were you with a girl? -> arvid.lindblad uhh no? -> unless you mean my mum -> olliebearman No, she looked younger -> Huh. He looked a lot like you -> You must have a crazy twin running around liked by arvid.lindblad -> arvid.lindblad it’s too bad i didn’t see you, we could’ve hung out -> olliebearman You say that like we don’t see each other nearly every week -> arvid.lindblad touche touche

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EXT. Visa CashApp Racing Bulls Hospitality

Various staff members mill about the paddock, rushing to their own motorhomes. Some push tyre carts, some carry clipboards and bottles, and some carry nothing at all except for the buzzing energy the race weekend grants. Volunteer marshals are seen dotted around the area, helping wherever they can. Toto Wolff can be seen scootering towards the Mercedes motorhome.

The camera focuses on presenter Simon Lazenby and presenter and 2009 F1 World Champion, Jenson Button, interviewing 18-year-old Racing Bulls driver, Arvid Lindblad. The three already seem to have built a good rapport, joking around with each other, and the interview clip has a general air of lightness and ease.

You know, I fell in love with the sport watching Lewis on the TV. He was a big reason as to why...

Not him?

Why I wanted to be here today.

And him? And him, yeah?

I’m too old.

Jenson was a little bit before my time. Well, I mean, I was two when Jenson was world champion. So...

Remember it? Remember it was good wasn’t it?

It was good, yeah, you did really well, mate.

Thank you, thank you.

But, uhm, no, I mean it's pretty nuts every weekend, realizing I get to race with him. It's an honour to be here, really.

Well, if the motioning from the motorhome is any indication, we ought to let you off the hook then, Arvid?

Yeah, it was nice speaking with you.

Ah, what a gentleman! Off you go, Arvid, before we get shooed off.

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-> girl, how long do you plan on not telling him about lewis?? -> considering he's spoken at length about how much he dislikes your father -> and lewis is an idol of his -> y/n they’re the SAME person. -> the_scherzinger_pamphlet I don't know Lia -> I've dug myself into a hole here -> deliasduvet you can't hide it forever yk -> the_scherzinger_pamphlet I know. I just. I'm figuring it out. -> deliasduvet okay girl… -> godspeed and all that ig liked by the_scherzinger_pamphlet

chassis_chatter

The Kardashians have been seen boarding their private jet ahead of the Japanese GP qualifying session! No mention of their absence has been noted by Lewis or any of the Kardashians. y/n Hamilton has also been notably absent from the garage this weekend. liked by HotLap_Hearsay, crypto.chrissie, theeeflash, and 59k others

farmersarewe Lewis must’ve told her to get out after hearing about the kardashian curse lmaooo

mrs305 u act like ferrari isnt abt to fuck his race anyway 😭

tentoesdown its fine guys we don't need anymore bad luck

thatonediamondearring I dont think that girl would go on the jet tho?? like this tweet the other day they were fighitng

11.outof.850 Maybe they fought or something and she's at the hotel?? It doesn't explain the kardashians tho

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Incoming Call from Dad Transcript:

*muffled chatter from the paddock, various machinery sounds at random intervals*

Hello?

Sweetheart? *door shuts* Are you still at the hotel?

...Yeah? Where else would I have gone?

*sigh* Alright. I thought you had gone home with Kim and the family.

Why would I go with her?? I don't want to sit on a twelve-hour flight with her, I'd rather die... Wait. Why isn't Kimberly with you? I thought that was the whole reason she came.

Something came up with the kids, so she had to go home.

Oh. Well, good riddance.

Sweetheart.

Sorry, but you know my opinion about her.

We can talk about that another day. When will you be arriving at the track? I had the team arrange a spot for you in hospitality. I know you used to like being in the garage, so I've had Angela set aside a couple of things for you. Dad, uhm. I'm not coming.

Are you alright? If it's the press, I can get one of the interns to move the things into my driver's room. Lloyd can pick you up and bring you through the private entrance.If you'd rather be in the Mercedes garage, I can have Angela move the things. I'm sure Toto wouldn't mind.

No, uhm. I'm just not feeling it today? I think it's food poisoning or something from dinner last night.

Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry. I'll send someone with tablets and things.

No, Dad, it's okay. I'll be fine. I'll just watch the race from the room.

Are you sure? I can send—

Sorry, I have to go, I feel sick.

Right. Feel better, sweetheart. I love y—

Call disconnected at 1:40.50

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Incoming Call from Dad

>> Forwarded to Voicemail

>> Open Voicemail?? Transcript:

*sigh* Hey, sweetheart.

Just know, I am giving you your privacy, and I won’t barge into your room. But Angela stopped by earlier with some medicines and said you didn’t open the door. And if the medicine bottles at my feet indicate anything, you still haven’t gotten them.

I know you’re not feeling well, but please take the medicine. I don’t want to see you sick, I just want to make sure you’re okay.

I.. I know I haven’t been the best father since we got to Japan, and I am sorry. You— You don’t have to come tomorrow if you don’t want to. I’ll call your mother and let her know, I can get you on an earlier flight home if you don’t want to wait for the jet. I’m sure she’ll be just thrilled that I’m calling her again, but no worries. I’ll deal with it.

Alright, well, it’s late, so I need to head off to bed. For tomorrow.

Please take the medicines sweetheart. Goodnight.

Call disconnected at 0:57.20

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Incoming Call from Mama ❤️ Transcript:

*restaurant ambiance* Mom? Hi! Isn’t it morning where you are?

Very early morning, baby. I’m back in LA.

Why are you up so early? Oh, I’m out with friends right now! They say hello.

Tell them hello back for me. Baby, can you speak to me alone?

Yeah, yeah, of course. *muffled* Hey, I have to speak with my mom. I’m sorry— Hey, no, it's okay, don't even worry about it. I'll be right here when you come back. Thank you. No problem.

*walking sounds, door opening* Okay, Mama, I’m in the bathroom. What’s up?

So you’re not sick, like your father says?

What? Oh. No, I’m not sick.

Why is he under the impression that you are?

I... I needed an excuse. He wanted me to go into the garage today, and I just wasn't ready. For all the cameras and stuff.

Oh, baby, you could have just told him that, I'm sure he would've understood.

He only called because some gossip Twitter account found out that Kimberly and her brats left the country.

y/n.

Sorry. But he didn't even want me there, not really, mom.

Has he told you that?

Well, no, but—

So how do you know? y/n, you're one of the most important people in your father's life. Even if he has a very strange way of showing it.

I don't know, mom. It's not like this trip has been the best one of my life. In all aspects, anyway.

Well, start slow. Your father loves you, and he's just trying to show that. Go back to the hotel, spend time with him without biting each other's heads off. For me? So I don't have to speak to him anymore until you come home?

*sigh* I'm out for dinner now, with Ar— with my friends. After, maybe. If he's not having phone sex with Kimberly.

Baby, please don't say that.

Sorry. Bye Mama.

Bye, baby.

Call disconnected at 1:50.51

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HotLap_Hearsay

Everyone’s favorite Hamilton has returned to the garage! Mentioned today in interviews and later seen on the broadcast, y/n Hamilton has been spotted in the Ferrari garage TODAY. Lewis stated during interviews this morning that Suzuka has been the girl’s favorite track, and the past two weeks have been a birthday gift for her. However, the two were not seen entering together, and the first time she was documented to be in attendance was during the race, shown on the broadcast. liked by must.be.the.h2o16, deliasduvet, chassis_chatter, and 87k others

user29375 “Favorite Hamilton”?? Who the fuck is she, she’s been gone for a decade and only now does she show up? Gold digger

tip_tapshoes oh I’m sure his DAUGHTER who probably grew up with money only wants his money… right cause that makes sense

shovin.shoeys I hope someone nabs her for an interview, I want to hear from her so so bad

knockoffcosmicbrownies Abt what?

shovin.shoeys Her life? She’s been missing from the spotlight for ten years, that’s a crazy feat

spark_in_dark actually she hasn’t been, her insta is y/n.scherzinger

ru.happy.2b.paris can we talk abt how GOOD she looks?? 100% got Lewis's fashion genes

radiant_radios

A strange comment from Lindblad, but I think he's feeling the same way we all are. Lewis Hamilton has a daughter? It seems like F1's silly season never really ended.

liked by sunsetblvd_stan, settle444, brocedes_broken_bed, and 62k others

thatdude Honestly he's real as fuck because what ???

theeeflash I honestly cant believe they were able to keep her existence under wraps for so long

linalbon Shoutout to this site that let me make custom radio messages 😛🫶

crazyngoingmad Did anyone clock how quick isack followed her after quali 😭

borderline.banked That's Lewis's number 1 fan I wouldn't be surprised if he knew already about her and didn't know her socials lol XD

bar_in_silverlake tbh I think the entire Red Bull driver academy followed her immediately lmao 😭😭

isackhadjar has followed you on Instagram!

nikola_tsolov has followed you on Instagram!

liamlawson30 has followed you on Instagram!

You have received a massive uptick of engagement with your profile in the last 24 hours.

Would you like to report fraudulent activity or take further action?

>yes< >no<

You have unblocked several users.

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3 Missed Calls from Arvid! :) >> Open Voicemail?? Transcript:

Hey, so I've been asking around, and you're, You're a Hamilton? I'm not upset, I'm just... so confused.

*sigh* I mean, I'm a little upset. Why didn't you say anything?

I know we just met but I thought... whatever.

I should've put the pieces together earlier, I mean the sponsor story seemed too good to be true, but I liked you, so I went with it, and I... I'm in the car, and I look up and I see you on the screen. 'y/n Hamilton'.

Is that your real last name? Did you just lie to me for fun?

Geez, I should've known, I should've known the food poisoning was bullshit. How long were you going to hide this from me? Forever? I work with your dad, I can't even--

Whatever. *knocking* Arvid? Media. Keep my jacket.

Call disconnected at 0:44.77

(vcarb blue = Arvid, bold = vcarb admin)

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Ringing… Arvid! :)

Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you’re trying to reach is unavailable. At the tone, please record your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up.

…Arvid. Listen, I really can explain, and I promise it’s not as bad as it looks. I mean, it is. But not really!

Please, call me back. I can explain everything. Okay, bye.

Call disconnected at 0:26.57

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meddlesomemotorsport

Sonic spotted in the paddock! After being spotted on the broadcast, y/n Hamilton has been spotted rushing through hospitality by several fans. She somehow avoided reporters, though nearly running into one. When the reporter she bumped into called out to her, all she did was apologize and clarify, in fact, that "my last name is Scherzinger, not Hamilton." She was seen entering the hospitality of a team known for its baby bullish tendencies, before being spotted exiting with Lloyd, head of her father's security team. Are we watching a difficult family dynamic, or is y/n just trying to get her get back for 2021? liked by furious_and_fast, deliasduvet, knockoffcosmicbrownies, and 15k others

2021_warrior Honestly all the power to her she ran past me in like 2-3in heels idk how she didnt fall on her face

m5x426 The hamiltons obsession with red bull will live in the history books lmaoo

brewingginger Are we sure it's Red Bull though?? The tweet says "baby bullish", what if they mean racing bulls?

fish.needs.walking vcarb?? what business would she have in vcarb??

lilbrownhouse accusing her of attempting to help lewis get his 8th as if she didnt fully disown that man to that reporter i cant 😭

y/n.scherzinger 🎵 • Kyoto by Phoebe Bridgers

liked by ambitchious_adelina, sunset_blvdstan, gorgeousgioia, and 86.6k others y/n.scherzinger lost in translation tagged: scuderiaferrari

even.evelyn Does this mean you're finally coming home?? liked by author ↳ y/n.scherzinger Walking the streets as we speak :)

scuderiaferrari It was a pleasure to have you in our garage, little Ham! liked by author ↳ y/n.scherzinger I'm my mother's daughter, you this comment has been deleted by the author ↳ y/n.scherzinger Thank you for having me! 🫶 ↳ thatdude I see you girl speak your truth

the.lunch.club now that i'm seeing her she REALLY looks like lewis ↳ THE.ministerofdefense It's actually lowk rlly freaky how much they look alike ↳ billionzillion deadass how did he keep her hidden for so long?? ↳ y/n.scherzinger By being an absentee 😛 ↳ THE.ministerofdefense Oh!

fantasticdolls wheres that kid that was religiously on here for like 3 weeks ↳ deliasduvet we can't talk here... email me ↳ y/n.scherzinger NOT A WORD

furious_and_fast Oh girl ur stunning

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Ringing... Mama ❤️ Transcript:

Baby, Thom and I are out for lunch, and then we'll be heading over to the airport to pick you up, okay?

Actually, about that…

y/n.

What if I bought a plane ticket to Portugal?

Portugal? Baby, what is there to see in Portugal?

Sooo... Do you remember that friend of mine in Japan?

The one you spent your entire vacation with and the cause of me having to communicate with your father more times in two weeks than we have in the past three years?

Oh, god, I should not have called—

I remember. Why Portugal?

Well... remember how I said he was a friend?

Oh, god.

Well, he's more than that.

After what? A week? Now I thought I raised you better than that.

*groan* Mom, not like that. We flirted a lot, kissed a couple times, and... Nothing came of it. I think he was going to ask me but...

When were you going to tell me? Or your father?

Well, I wasn't planning on telling Dad. I was going to tell you, and then...

And then... what?

Well, he found out who I was.

You didn't tell him who you were?

Well, he found out about Dad. And, you know, they work together.

Ah.

Uhm, and he was upset that I lied, and he’s kind of just ghosted. And you always told me to go after what I want, and I was just thinking, maybe—

You know, when I said that, I didn’t mean flying across the world.

I know! But he— I can’t explain it. But I think it’s worth it.

If I do let you go, will you be okay in Portugal?

…Can I use the credit card?

And have your alternative be sleeping on the street? Yes, baby, you can use my credit card.

Then yes. I will be okay.

And if you do this, and he doesn’t open the door?

Then, I’ll leave him alone. I guess.

Okay. Call me when you land, I’ll let your school know you won’t be in.

Really? Really mom, are you sure?

Buy that ticket before I change my mind.

Thank you so much, Mama. I owe you, I promise I won't ever again take the car.

Since when have you been taking the car?

Uhmm.. thank you, I love you mama, say hi to Thom for me! Bye!

Bye sweetheart, we will need to talk—

Call disconnected at 2:26.46

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nepobaby_news

Our newest pseudo-Kardashian has appeared in Portugal over the weekend! As spring break arrives in the City of Angels, Kim’s new step daughter has arrived in the City of Light, landing in the city on Saturday. Notably, only accompanied by one security guard. If anyone has any information about this strange spring break trip, we’re all ears! liked by user71238, chassis_chatter, and_a_basket_case, and 3.7k others

the.lunch.club doesn't that one f1 driver live in portugal??

ludens_coughs Arvid Lindblad does! hes one of the few to not live in Monaco lmao

chassis_chatter We have an idea... if everyone's okay with a couple things rq.

onajetski Step-daughter is crazy to say when the two have been publicly dating for like a month lmaooo 😭

twigbitches Geez I guess someone doesn't want to be famous

astallionfromthee dude her mom is???

bringbackyoutuberewind actin like her father isnt THE lewis hamilton

8554amy Who?

wantthatneedthat Maybe she just went on a spring break trip???

chicken.frito.pie by herself tho?? normally you’d go with your friends

user7658 Real question is why she didn’t at least go with her parents

wantthatneedthat She’s a grown adult no??

karinanotkaren since when was 18 grown 😂

no.meats Crazy idea.. what if we didn't track civilians' flights for clicks?? Crazy ik

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amil_lindblad and 11k others liked your story!

amil_lindblad when ru gonna be back -> arvid.lindblad ? -> why -> amil_lindblad mum has a guest over -> said she called u but i told her u were out surfing -> so here i am proof of life or wtv -> arvid.lindblad i'll be back in 20 -> amil_lindblad k ill tell mum

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deliasduvet wait y/n wdym you're lost?? -> do you need me to pick you up?? -> the_scherzinger_pamphlet Unless you can fly to Portugal rq... -> deliasduvet WHAT -> the_scherzinger_pamphlet :)

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deliasduvet and 670 others liked your story! ambitchious_adelina and 672 others liked your story!

ambitchious_adelina, deliasduvet deliasduvet Y/N SCHERZINGER -> WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU FLY TO PORTUGAL -> ambitchious_adelina DUDE WHERE TF WAS MY INVITE -> deliasduvet NOT THE POINT ADDIE -> y/n.scherzinger Guys it was in the name of love okay... -> ambitchious_adelina in the name of... -> DID YOU FLY TO PORTUGAL FOR ARVID??? -> y/n.scherzinger Maybe…. -> deliasduvet omg -> y/n when we said we wanted you to find a friend I don’t think this is what we meant -> ambitchious_adelina wait does ur mom even know u left??? -> y/n.scherzinger Of course, I called her to make sure it was okay -> ambitchious_adelina oh pls don’t do any stupid shit -> deliasduvet and go get your man ig 😭 ambitchious_adelina reacted with ‼️ y/n.scherzinger reacted with 😋

unwet_hands and 9.4k others liked your story!

unwet_hands girl... are you aware a certain somebody lives in Portugal... liked by y/n.scherzinger

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spectr3 Enjoy lisbon! You NEED to try pasteis de nata, they're so delicious -> y/n.scherzinger Do you know any gluten-free bakeries around? -> One of my friends My dad is gluten-free, and I want to bring some home for him edited -> spectr3 Manteigaria is a wonderful one! They specialize in them :) -> y/n.scherzinger Thank you so much! liked by spectr3

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gorgeousgioia In the name of love!! -> I wish you luck principessa -> Even if you went to Portugal instead of ITALY. -> the_scherzinger_pamphlet Come to the next race mh -> gorgeousgioia I love you, but hell no -> Unless you can get me into the Ferrari garage -> I refuse to set foot in the teal one -> the_scherzinger_pamphlet Boooo liked by gorgeousgioia

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arvid.lindblad and 24k others liked your story!

arvid.lindblad sorry pretty girl i’ll just 🏃‍♂️ -> y/n.scherzinger Noo come back :( -> arvid.lindblad i'm refilling YOUR mug -> y/n.scherzinger Just say you hate me :( -> arvid.lindblad god forbid i want you hydrated -> y/n.scherzinger Aww you like me so bad -> arvid.lindblad don't push it -> open the door i have your mug liked by y/n.scherzinger

petey.estee and 51k others liked your story!

petey.estee I’m sorry is that a MAN??? -> What is a MAN doing in my regularly scheduled content.

ambitchious.adelina and 78k others liked your story!

ambitchious.adelina god u just made up with him like 2 days ago and ur already sappy asf -> y/n.scherzinger You're just upset you're the only single one in the gc now -> ambitchious.adelina yes because im sooo jealous of u and arvid and lia and that creature -> y/n.scherzinger Arv has single friends you know -> ambitchious.adelina y/n i appreciate it but i like my men pathetic not athletic liked by y/n.scherzinger

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championsofspeed and 3.7k others liked your story!

championsofspeed omg the GOAT daniel caesar

nikola_tsolov and 8k others liked your story!

nikola_tsolov chicken butt -> arvid.lindblad haha so funny. -> nikola_tsolov real talk tho im proud of you -> got the job AND the girl -> arvid.lindblad you next yeah? -> nikola_tsolov WHEN i win the championship -> girl in progress -> arvid.lindblad yk y/n has a friend -> nikola_tsolov theyre babies man -> arvid.lindblad not true -> her friend adelina is 19 -> nikola_tsolov . -> send -> arvid.lindblad ambitchious.adelina liked by nikola_tsolov

y/n.scherzinger 🎵 • drop dead by Olivia Rodrigo

liked by _arvidxzw_, nicole.scherzinger, brocedes_broken_bed, and 68.1k others y/n.scherzinger Girl who is gonna be okay 🫰 tagged: _arvidxzw_

nicole.scherzinger Hope you had fun baby! (We will be speaking when you land.) liked by author ↳ y/n.scherzinger Mama have I ever told you how much I love and adore you?

_arvidxzw_ those tarts were NOT gluten free liked by author ↳ y/n.scherzinger Stop I literally paid extra to get you gluten free ones.

just.a.theory OH MY GOD WELCOME BACK HAPPY GIRL liked by author

deliasduvet girl atp you're not going to graduate 😭 liked by author ↳ ambitchious.adelina girl none of us are gonna graduate ↳ y/n.scherzinger Woah guys it's spring break 🧍‍♀️ ↳ deliasduvet girl you know damn well

godblessjaneausten I wonder if Lewis knows about this??? ↳ macylikethestore Omg protective Lewis lmaooo ↳ sixteen7teen Maybe it’s none of his business??? ↳ hey_its_jo Let the girl live oh my god? liked by author

laughlobelive omg the man is back ↳ sixseven_41 everybody stay still we dont wanna scare him off

arvid.lindblad 🎵 • Good Flirts by Baby Keem (ft. Kendrick Lamar & Momo Boyd)

liked by the_scherzinger_pamphlet, silverstonecircuit, yagirlsgone, and 247k others arvid.lindblad last month. tagged: gustavoribeiro

linalbon If I said the sixth picture was one of the reasons I made this fic to begin with lmao.

the_scherzinger_pamphlet Good break? liked by author ↳ arvid.lindblad good company 👍 ↳ the_scherzinger_pamphlet I'm glad to hear it :) liked by author ↳ va1erieee GIRLL WE MISSED UUUU ↳ sixseven_41 everyone stay still. dont scare her off. liked by author

silverstonecircuit Keeping busy 🔥 liked by author

riconosberg4lyfe Tarts?? Isn’t Arvid gluten free ↳ brinityin5 gluten free bakeries do exist yk

kimisdrivinglicense that's my 🐐!!

Many thanks (and credit) to: - @uzmacchiato for this 10/10 divider. I love it actually. - Arvid, for being the 1st driver that I actually found attractive (hello 3rd celebrity crush ever) - The numerous interviews where Arvid stated that Lewis Hamilton was his idol, and it inspired this - The sheer amount of songs about Japan! I took heavy liberties with Arvid's music taste.. because I wanted songs about Japan lol. I'm fully aware that some of these songs he would never listen to. so. - Bryce from love island USA. Da everytime I saw him wearing that necklace I force myself to work on this piece a little bit.