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oh god im responsible for me

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Self-Portrait, 1887, Vincent van Gogh

Medium: oil,canvas

https://www.wikiart.org/en/vincent-van-gogh/self-portrait-1887-8

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The two year-old is now a solid two and a half. Just now, he was sitting on the couch playing with his pretend flip phone and he frowned and said “for gods sake. My battery is empty.”

The other day at breakfast I asked him if he was going to eat any more of his oatmeal and he said “no, I think I’m just gonna move on with my life.”

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Today we were walking along and he asked me “How many Octobers is it today?” I told him it was the 21st.

He tried a bite of his hot soup at dinner and made a face and said “Mama, my soup is a little too temperature for me.”

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Upon being served 1% milk for the first time, instead of his regular 2%: “is this water?”

Me: “no, it’s milk”

Kid: “but are you sure?”

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Came up to me the other day, the middle of his pants totally soaked, and said “mama, I’m having a situation called ‘I peed in my pants.’”

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I don’t think I even told you guys about the six months he spent saying “fuck” instead of “truck.”

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I have to laugh at the folks in the notes claiming this is fake because “no 2-yr old is that advanced”. My guys, I work at a daycare almost exclusively with 2-3 year olds and let me tell you some of the wild shit I heard this last week alone,

“Uhhh, i ASSUME we’re going to the playground soon??” -2.5 year old girl

“[3 year old boy] pushed me because he doesn’t have a manners.” -2 yr old girl

“Did you spill your water?” “No no no no it’s not a concern” -2 yr old boy (while running away, dripping wet)

Kids are hilarious and smarter than you think

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thunderboltsortofapenny

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frodo-sam

#my last two brain cells

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keepcalmandcarriefischer

So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this

But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)

And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that

…. You know?

alittleoptimistic

There is literally no way I could have guessed where this post was heading

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Blossoming Branches, 1890, Vincent van Gogh

https://www.wikiart.org/en/vincent-van-gogh/blossoming-branches

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cezarywho

- prevent another depression/anxiety cycle

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There we go

frogmp3

- lift debris off people if they’re caught in an accident

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Be the best at hugging

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get revenge

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Flex on em

dasfeministmermaid

Carry more books

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Be strong enough to carry big dogs

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Be strong enough to carry your loves

Also be strong enough to throw your partner during swing dancing

urcadelimabean

Make Thor proud

daniel-oneiroi

Strong enough to punch nazis

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Strong enough to yeet children into those foam block pits

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gahdamnpunk

Start testing them 6 figure management and politicians 🤔

liberalsarecool

Capitalism is grinding us all down into dust. Our society depends on each other, not shareholders.

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