Go Hard Or Go Home

i heard u were sad so here are a bunch of piping plover chicks

When someone sings the lyrics wrong to your favourite song…

“Obviously ‘bihet’ offends a lot of bisexuals, so we need to come up with a better term for bisexuals in m/f relationships.”

Some backstory. In FFXIV, for a very short spurt of time, there was a glitch where the upper body of a model would lock and freeze in place while the rest would still perform animations from other emotes and attacks. The results were pretty incredible for those that could get the lock to happen.

Treat yourself how the Fab 5 would

Okay so we already know that Straight Boys™ are a bundle of confusion but what’s with the whole getting annoyed at their girlfriends for taking them shopping?? Why would you not want to see ur beautiful gf trying on cute clothes?? Her prancing around in a new sundress? Dead. Shaking her butt and grinning because she loves the way those jeans fit?? g o r g e o u s. Dad Shirts™ three sizes too big with dumb slogans?? Y'all will have to find my inhaler from year six cause i can’t fucking breathe.

kid: hey can i go outside and exercise and make some friends

say it with me—