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Day 6: Cannibalism
The fourth art for this can be found on my bluesky- warning for nudity, more blood, and a smidgen 🤏 of Danny getting skinned.
So this ended up turning into a whole serial cannibal/hitman Vlad AU 😅 I'll put some of extra thoughts about it below. I still have more drawing ideas for this, but I had to cut myself off at 4 or I would have drawn nothing but serial cannibal Vlad. But maybe I'll come back to the idea after pompep week, I just find the idea so delicious.
Maybe, it's just my love to cannibalism, gore and serial killer's stories but I'd like to know more of this AU 👀
Johan , johan and three other johans.
I still cannot believe he was 24 years old. I mean, look at him, he seems to be 13-14 years old, just like your classmate after the first year of his growing boost, before his voice'll have broken
„ Great Division “
[AU Masterpost]
By Great Division is meant the day when about the half of ex-mushroom smurfs left the village but the beginning of the event was about 30 years ago, when one teensmurf first unleashed the natural magic in public. He was a timid, absent-minded smurfling (~120 y. by that occur), called Philosopher, that was digging into elfish philosophy as well as smurfish. Elves always had natural magic, and in their peculiar world view Smurf found a key to magic possession. From idle curiosity he redesigned this with smurfish cultural values. And the result of his research had discovered magic abilities in Smurf. With a light trepidation he keep investigating it, untill the moment he unleashed it to save his friend.
Leader didn't punish the smurfling as it was used for good but forbade his research and magic practice since that moment. Gladly or not, Orator Smurf saw the potential in his discovery. And after getting details, he invented the concept of "every Smurf has magic" and popularized the new philosophical tendency. Orator got his name for a great eloquence, the ability to pluck up smurfs' spirits and even change minds, which made already him a political threat to Leader but before he'd been loyal. So, Philosopher, before claimed as useless, got the meaning of life — teaching the magic and researching it further; Orator had been realising his leading traits, gathering around himself cobfederates and debating with current Leader. The village became a battlefield for several decades. Main arguments of Leader's side were traditions and the danger of uncontrolled wild magic. But the more debats were lasting, the more control of their powers and the confidence rioters got. And, of course, their number increased, as the number of fighting between smurfs. It couldn't go on like that, so, Leader and Orator came to the agreement: hex smurfs leave on Spring, when the ice is melted and factions stop fighting.
Smurf natural magic in a nutshell:
★ In contrast to alchemistry Mushroom smurfs Leader possess, doesn't require ingredients, runes, words and so. It fuels from Smurf's energy and is controlled by their mind. After spelling Smurf can recover by taking a snack and/or a sleep
★ Only sinless smurfs can do magic. Any black band and they loses their powers untill they fixed it
★ There are magic all smurfs have — waterbending (comes from their Moon connection) and basic mental connection. The water, they bend, starts glowing blue. And at the moment it is holy water with all abilities of holy water in fantasy. Basic mental connection includes finding the path to the village in the unknown terrain, feeling other smurfs in 7-10 km, sharing magic energy, a common water spells. Also, some great-hex smurfs can write spells available to any other with the certain preparation, so, the list can be extended.
★ Every smurf has their special natural magic — fire (devils aren't immune to holy fire), speeding plant growth, reading thoughts and etc.
Last 5 years before leaving, hex smurfs came to several theories that ran through their culture.
REdiscover of magic theory. Very-very ancient smurfs had magic to, but the right on it was privatised by Leaders as a power instrument (Yk, those conspiracy theories, uh-huh). It spawned a trend on olden times, and they changed their clothes to "before the small ice age" style. As their powers reflects elements of Mother Nature, hex smurfs changed their names with natural objects, that illustrates their special magic (f. e. Philosopher→Smurf Poppy) or character (Orator→ Smurf Absinth).
Reincarnation theory. If you know what is poppy flowers to EU culture, you understand Poppy could speak with the deads. They told souls reincarnate in their family. And deja-vù is nothing as a blurry flashback from previous lives. Those "memories" can also influence on the character. Hex smurfs recorded their family tree with a small characteristic of every family member, and later found out that the soul is born with the same special natural magic every life.
She/her pronoun. Not a theory but the funny fact: non-magical races connected witchery with feminine energy, and mistake hex smurfs for girls (for their long tunics) or wingless MotherNature's fairies, so, they actually changed their pronoun.
Unfourtantely, after Great Division Mushroom smurfs survived through demographic crisis as most of young generation left rather stayed. The population fell from 429 to 198 in next 4 centuries.
„ Hex/Nomad smurfs ”
Hex smurfs, in opposite, live in Magic Euphoria next 400-500 years in Middle East. They stored magical data at exponential rates and introduced into life:
★ As all smurfs bend water, in their common holiday dances they build a pattern by with waterbending. A common spell gives a strong unity feeling. And other smurfs can detect if someone don't participate, so, there's no need to check for black bands and punish Smurf for sins: he is already punished by being separated of the company.
★ In their philosophy everything in the world is connected, hence, the research of magic comes faster when it leads by company, hence, hex smurfs renounced of the concept "one proffesion = one Smurf" and came to the concept of institutes — Medical group research smurf bodies and heal them, Fundamental group — fundamental aspects of magic and physical laws (in Science Rise is divided on Artefacts, Physical and Electrical groups). With institutes hex smurfs can let themselves live without a leader for several decades if they don't go anywhere
★ Most common spells are non-practical in private life (like, how many times will every single smurf need call spirits for a sign how to name a baby?), take weeks or months to master and hand to leaders
★ They use petrifying plants for their houses
★ 1st vers. of school appears to teach smurflings magic, reading and writing (education takes ~40 years, usually starts at 40-70 years)
The electricity was discovered in the second generation by SmurfFlint (Handy in present life), observing his mom's lighting magic but it was ignored in Magic Euphoria untill the next epoch — Science Rise, when smurfs realised they can make their life on each other magic abilities. Simply, if there's no alive healer smurf it doesn't mean there shouldn't be a doctor. Common spells aren't very helpful. So, Hexs cope with a problem with building techs and artefacts (artefacts aka items that can complish certain 1-2 spells and charge with magic energy). Though, Hexs started to use the electricity, they have a big problem: they invert it from lightings and their own magic powers only. Well, untill the time they meets Mushroom smurfs again and they invent many other way to get the energy. Relucantly, Hex smurfs accept their ideas and share some their non-magical techs.
Humans evolve, start building their own civilization but still acts like barbarians (especially, if we talk about non-farmers, future kings and knights that just rob peaceful human farmers for now). Middle East stopped being a peaceful place to live, Hex smurfs migrated farther to East-South, and since then, their camps stay less than a smurf life.
Meeting rational human individuals gave Nomads an idea to "tame" them. Smurfs saved them from several monsters, like, dragons, shared their knowledges, which led to progress boom in China (80's series, "The Traveler" episode). They also taught the chosens with magic, raising the first druids in humankind. Present Father Time was one of those druids, that's why he forgives smurfs playing with time. At first, humans actually helped smurfs with fighting evil, but after that inspired archedevils taught the jealous unchosens with black magic amd alchemistry by War III.
The human project failed. It was changed with Moonrise project that led them to migrate by the ocean, and which divided them later, but in hearts ex-Nomads still see each other as one nation.
Some more facts:
★ Main battle power at Smurf-elfish War II&III against Devils due to smurf natural magic = white magic
★ It happened that before some Dessert smurfs married to Nomads and immigrate in their nation there were no artistic smurfs. No poetry, no fiction, no dance technics (just moving body parts randomly), no painting. Surprisely, their clothes looked nice, because the best portraits look like this:
★ At the start, there was only one smurf with purple hair. At the end, the mutation spread on 45% of population.
★ At the end, the school education took 85-90 years, contenting of reading, writing, math basics, magic, History, Music (music helps concentrate on magic), survival and battle skills. If a smurfling went to school at her 30-40's, acquisition of profession (doctor/mechanic/artefact-maker...) usually starts at 100's (before finishing the school). The period depends on the profession itself, how good optimised the edu programme and how much knowledges are collected in the area
★ Such leaders as Absinth and her reincarnation Pepper lied so strong nationalistic feelings that it could led smurfs to vanity. For example, the "black boom of vanity' happened after the liхne of victories in War III, which turned into the line of defeats as Nomads relied on magic much.
Even those smurfs, who didn't fall for vanity, still act very proud, claiming themselves as the most progressive smurfs, tho, adding that all smurfs can be like that, it depends on the upbringing only and they always "are here to help". (No wonder, Mushroom smurfs detest them, lol)
4 villages Smurfs AU. Masterpost
Posts about smurfs basics and original in au:
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Smurf civilization exists for at least 40k years, according to their calendar. However, in elfish History there are remarks of civilizated smurfs 50-55k years ago. To all appearances, smurfs didn't keep a calendar back then or started the new one. For sure it can be said, smurfs didn't record their History peoperly for many thousands years. The cleariest historical period lies only in last 10k years. This is why in the map's legend data are named as "centuries ago" (c.a.).
So, for example, there was the legend of Paradisé on the South from The Smurf Origin (the village in Africa), and one by one smurfs migrated to this direction but no one can say when it started. It is only known that 10.543 years ago the village is already existed, as a witness of Great Division had arrived to Paradise and GD was described in poem from his words. So, yes, "Paradise" was established the second after the Smurf Origin.
The Smurf Origin, also known as "Mushroom village", is the first settlement of smurfs. It is astonishing, but it also the only smurf village that stayed on its place. Despite all climate changes, the area stayed smurfs' favourite place to live. The way of giving names, main roles (masters and labourers), main laws and the absolute power of Leader hasn't changed through the time, besides, Leader's right of having a family or his minimal age varies from one generation to another.
"Paradisé", later known as "Dessert village", at first stayed in moden northern Libya, in a tropical forest. With the end of the small ice age and increasing the pressure of human cattle-raising, the land was desertificating. Smurfs migrated farther, to West-South, untill they stopped in the Oasis. [More of Dessert village (here will be a link)]
Great Division is the event that took place 10.543 years ago, in 30.345 y. The Smurf Origin has divided on 2 almost equal parts: the first left Homeland, the second stayed. The main factor was the (re-)discover of smurf natural magic. The reason is different points of view for an access to magic: every smurf has right to use magic or only Leader. The first side of conflict later was called "Hex smurfs", then "Nomad smurfs" for their great migration history in East-South direction.
Nomads' the most protracted settlement was in Middle East, it longed about 2.000 years. After that smurfs continue the path to E-S, returning to West only to march in Smurf-elfish wars against devils (II & III). In these wars Mushroom and Hex smurfs had to collaborate, though, their union was weak, and only the third allies — elves, and then, in 3rd War, also Dessert smurfs, — keep them together. [More of GD and Hex/Nomads]
About 4.2k y.a. Nomads reached the east coast of Asia and built 2 high-tech "titanics" to sail away to New World. Unfourtunately, smurfs didn't calculate the storm of that might they are confronted by, and one ship was dashed upon the shore of a small sollitude island in Great ocean (=Peaceful ocean). Waterbending helped them to survive the storm, but they stuck there and set the underwater village. [More of Seashell smurfs]
The other ship landed on the rocky coast of South America. Smurfs migrated to high Amazonia and settled there. [More of Floral smurfs]
The submarine expedition of a single Seashell smurf that meant to find Floral, landed to Africa, where the smurf stayed for over 100 years with Dessert smurfs due to subjective reasons, and introducing some new techs. Meanwhile, the second expedition was successful. Smurfs set the teleports, and after the first expeditor's return, three villages were connected. The Smurf Origin was connected the last under the social pressure and in the Hexes' hope to put Long Life Stone in their storage. [How this reunion ended]
Seashell and Floral smurfs are thinking of reunification in Moonrise. [More of Moonrise the project. Hexes reunion]

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Theyre so back rn
Give me 4 yaoi smurfships to turn them into yuri (in the ask, pls)
tried to make some smurfs memes (1)
first three made my day 🤣
me and my moots basically.
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Papa’s wedding day is such an oddly cursed yet absolutely hilarious episode
Tailor I would die for you, and also cursed no overalls Handy for an entire short scene (not like a frame error)
But the best part is definitely Painter’s “zhey lived smurfily ever after” pic
Not only is that passive aggressive as fuck but also raises so many questions. So can Smurfs biologically have kids without the stork? Or are the storks gonna work over time to deliver 6 individual smurf babies? Does a smurf + another species only equal a full smurf? Would a hybrid be possible? Does Painter know any of this?? Or is he just being facetious since that was the point of the painting sddjfhshdhdhdhx
Papa: Oh, no, not this [smurf] again!
Tailor: That's alright, Papa Smurf. We're all grown up, just don't get married.
(This screenshot with Papa and Tailor are the funniest here, someone should redraw it 😂)

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Danny Phantom "Strange things about Danny Fenton" au, where Valery is a main character,and she noticed that her classmate Danny started to act and look strange, and decided on investing it. Seems, besides her only Sam and Tucker noticed abnormality but they are escaping any questions. Danny creepy keeps the silence.
Valery's father loses his job not because of Cujo, but because the paranormal activity in AP deactivates tech, and security system as well. Bosses decided Mr. Gray set the spoilage. Shortly, she meets the student with a little girl, that asserts that he has a power to help her, and Val makes a deal with him: if she persuades Danny to revenge on Sam, then he returns her father's job. The moment they are gone, Valery realises she didn't even ask, "revenge WHAT on Sam?" What did that gothgirl? And also it'd be useful to find out who is this guy, and if he knows what's happening with Danny.
Mystery's Solution:
All "halfas" are fully-dead, and they wear same look as the day they died (except Dani). Vlad was killed by Jack. Sure, it was accidental, but secretly Jack was jealous of Maddie, so, he was actually thinking of getting rid of Vlad, even if not this way. Maddie happened to be a witness. The proto-portal burnied the corpse out, leaving only a ghost. The ghost that vowed vengeance to Jack.
do you have a sexuality headcanon for Jokey?
Ofc I do!! I hc him to be pansexual!! I feel like he doesn't care who he's dating,as long as they're the perfect target for his pranks,he will do it :))))
<< As long as they're the perfect target for his pranks >>
Moralizator: Why are you so mean to me?
Jokey: O-KAY, if you DON'T like my dating ideas, then sugest yours.
Moralizator: W-wait, what? Dating?! But we didn't even kiss!
Jokey: And I'm still waiting **showing his half-finished chamomilla lip balm as the illustration of the waiting time**
You'd never believe it guys — I found the real job vacation that openly says, they pay men more than women. With the same function.
(Google automatically translate it in German, but actually it's post-soviet Middle Asia)
Thanks, go fuck yourself, the second-rate humanpiece

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Wow (⭐o⭐) The vibe of cool startlocation of some classic fantasy rpg (ugh, I'm missing classic Custom rpg maps now...). And the fog is really good, though, technically simple
10/10!
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