OFF DUTY PRINCESS.

That’s a shame because I wouldn’t have minded a cuddle from you, Lily. Next six weeks? You always know how to over-invite yourself if that is even a word? I don’t know, but 5 weeks tops, love. When are you coming over? I’m the favorite familiar face, right? Say yes to make me feel special. Life is pretty good here! Bayview has been a blast, I’m sure it will be for you too since the events are amazing.

Don’t think it’s a word but it describes me incredibly well. I ought to point out that I wear out my welcome only with people I really care about. Feel special, my love. As soon as you send me your location! I’ll wear my fluffiest jumper for better cuddles. I did make you feel special earlier, you’ll become big-headed if I carry on. Happy to hear so! Has everybody been treating you kindly? Or do we have enemies? Can’t wait for one of those amazing events to have a proper excuse to get sloshed. Got to show Bayview that another Brit has come to town.

If that’s true, how come you only came into town now, huh? All jokes aside, it’s good to see you here in town! Dodger can’t wait to see you either; he’s been asking for pets ever since. It’s why we became friends, isn’t it? Our love for rubbish TV shows and movies brought us closer. That, and yeah, we do feel a little better after watching those shows, but that’s only human, isn’t it? I don’t mind a little stalker outside my door as long as you don’t ring the doorbell every second, but feel free to come over to my place, there will be takeout too because in this town, we are lazy, and we don’t scare people away with our cooking so, you are safe.

I’ve only announced my arrival into town now, what tells you I haven’t been around for months? You’ll never find out. Awe, he’s lovely and I’m looking forward to catching up on cuddles with him. It’s been way too long. This is a strong friendship we’ve been building here. Even if one day it will end, “we will always have rubbish reality TV”. I’ll refrain myself from ringing the doorbell every second, I promise. Can I ring it every ten seconds? It’ll help release some of my enthusiasm, you don’t want to be around me when I’m overly excited. Lazy and lovers of takeout? I already feel at home in Bayview! It’s clear to me now that I won’t use my time off here in town to improve my cooking skills even though I promised myself I would.

Oh no, I hope you’ve gotten your furniture and aren’t having to resort to sleeping on the floor or possibly camping outdoors at this point. I’d have to crash at a hotel because no way would the floor do after a long flight. I can’t say I’ve seen The Boyz, but when you say trashy, is that like reality TV trashy? I ended up liking I Am Not Okay With This more than I thought I would. Gave it a shot for co-stars and ended up getting sucked in, though disappointed it’ll only have one season. I’m Bill, it’s nice to meet you and once again, please tell me you now have a proper place to sleep!

Although I watch trashy reality TV more than I should admit out loud I find it rather stupid. The Boys is trashy in a brilliant way! Really, you must watch it. Be aware that it will make you feel quite uncomfortable but you’ll love it. I heard about ‘I Am Not Okay With This’; had no idea it doesn’t have a future. Good to know, I’ll scratch that off my list or else I’d risk ending up being obsessed with a series that won’t carry on. It’s lovely meeting you, Bill! Thank you for worrying, you really didn’t have to. Movers eventually arrived and I had a comfortable surface to sleep on overnight. It was w in!

If what you haven’t discribed is me in a nutshell!! Only that i flew from Arizona to here and still binged watched The Big Bang Theory and i got up to season six so now i’m dying to carry it on. At least i’ve got a couch and throw to sleep with, which is what i did as soon came here last night but with you on not having a bed just of yet. Safe to say i’ve yet to heard of a show called The Boyz though you have got me interested and kinda want to find out what it is about. Honestly? my mind has gone blank so rain check? and i’ll come back to you on that one? It’s a pleasure to meet you Lily i’m Bonnie.

The Big Bang Theory is a classic, I could binge-watch that over and over again without ever losing interest. Was that your first time watching it? I kind of envy you, first times are always magical. Thankfully I’ve got some proper rest after the movers showed up. Now I’ve got enough energy to wander around town in search of a new favourite food place. Did you just move to Bayview, as well? Have you been exploring?

Believe me I understand.  I actually watched a mini series about the Kennedys on the History Channel which I did not think I would like, I also watched Timeless with Abigail Spencer and Matt Lanter which I loved.  Both shows were amazing.  I have quite a few shows on Hulu and Netflix I still need to watch though.  I want to watch The Boys cause I am a fan of some of the stars, I just do not know if it is my cup of tea though.  I might give it a try after that review though.  

Hi, Lily, I am Sarah!  Welcome to town!  

Happy to hear I’m not alone. It makes me wonder how many series we snubbed throughout our lives which we would have ended up loving. We’ll never know. As mentioned earlier, the Boys wasn’t my cup of tea either and yet I found myself binge-watching two entire seasons. You never know, Sarah! It’s lovely to meet you, as well.

Got myself a little follower, huh? It’s after that one Instagram post, I know it. Jokes, I know everyone befriends me for Dodger and I learned to live with it. I watch that, and you love it too, don’t deny it. That’s the perfect evening to watch a light show before adding in a show where we can roast people; popcorn and snacks included. Oh, that’s good! I was afraid you’d put me to work. At some point? So, the series marathon needs to happen at my place? Sounds good to me, but it’s a big town so, bring a notebook.

Please, I commenced following you before you’d decided to break the internet with that picture. I’m a loyal stalker, especially as I do it for Dodger. Of course I watch that. I’m a fan of anything that’s rubbish reality TV, it makes me feel better about myself which, thinking about it, is quite sad. You don’t seem happy about hosting our marathon, is it because you don’t want me to find out where you live? Comprehensible. It can happen at my place as long as you promise to ignore the mess and won’t mind ordering takeaway food. I don’t want to scare you away with my cooking.

I’ve done that, it definitely isn’t a wise choice. I had to stay up with my son because he wouldn’t sleep because he’s afraid of flying. You can crash at my place, I don’t mind. I haven’t watched that, what is it? I don’t know, I’ve pretty much liked everything I watched. Don’t worry, I do that in the park to relax. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Lily. 

You technically didn’t have any other options but staying up to comfort your son. I could have chosen to get some rest in order to prepare for the whole move-in day. But nope, that choice wasn’t taken. Thank you for offering! You’re lovely. And it’s lovely to meet you! How long have you been around here?

It’s such a long flight, so binge watching a tv show is the perfect thing to do. I usually end up watching a bunch of movies on a long flight like that. I did start watching The Boyz a few weeks ago. It’s a pretty good show and I need to hop back on the bandwagon. There’s just so many things that have been coming out lately that just jumps to the top of my watch list. What part of town did you move into? Because if you’re anywhere near Green Acres, you’re welcome to my couch or guest room until the movers come by with your furniture.

I tend to book night flights in order to sleep through them... which I failed to do this time. I spent the entire night watching TV, it made me feel quite like a teenager. Where did you find the self control to stop yourself from finishing it?! You should absolutely hop back on the wagon, it only gets better with the new season. Trust me. I reckon my flat is somewhere downtown. I’d have fell asleep whilst looking for Green Acres anyway, thankfully the movers had made it on time. Thanks for offering! I owe you a killer cuppa.

The plus side is that you get caught up, the down side is that you’re definitely regretting the fact that you didn’t tuck in for a long, winter’s nap, right? At least it’s better than sitting there awake, staring out the window. Gosh, as far as shows I enjoyed… that’s tough, I don’t tend to watch a lot of things that I don’t think that I’m going to like, you know? I did have my moments with Game of Thrones, admittedly. I was hesitant to watch Stranger Things because I was misinformed and thought a show about kids would be for kids, so I’m glad I watched that. It’s good to meet you, Lily, I’m Gerard, welcome to Bayview!

Well - it was night time for my body therefore I technically wasted sleep to binge-watch a show. 100% I’d do it again. See, that’s why you should give a try to what doesn’t seem to fit your tastes! You’d have led a Stranger Things-less life had you listened to your thoughts. Don’t see the logic in that, though - after all, they make lots of horror films with children and they’re certainly not for children. Glad you eventually Stranger Things, there’s at least one person in town with whom I can talk about the third season once it comes out.

Oh I am so sorry for the pain of not having a couch or bed. I know the struggle as I have spent this entire weekend just unboxing and unpacking. I am tired of sleeping on a maddress. I am almost finished, I didn’t even know that I had so many thing. Well until now that is. Truth be told, I am not a tv kind of guy. I am traditional so movies is where it’s at. I can never get enough of watching movies. Pleasure to meet you, Lily. I’m Daniel.

Didn’t you take the chance to throw some of your things when you’d packed them? I must have threw half of mine! Way too many things I didn’t need. It’s never too late to become a TV bloke, Daniel. If you ever decide to, I’ll be happy to give you a abso-bloody-lutely must see list of titles. 

I am so disappointed that you watched The Boyz, instead of The Haunting of Bly Manor. I’m not sure I can forgive you, now. Alright, I’m kidding. I haven’t seen The Boyz yet but I’ve heard nothing but nice things about it. It’s definitely on my to-watch list. The last show I watched and surprisingly enjoyed was Emily In Paris. There’s a lot of clichés about France, but it was actually pretty nice. Welcome to Bayview, Lily! How is moving going? Did you find a place to get some rest?

I am quite disappointed that you think I didn’t binge-watch The Haunting of Bly Manor as soon as it was released. It was perfectly splendid! I was a sobbing mess by the end of the last episode. Kudos for it, I heard it did very well everywhere worldwide! Make the third season happen as soon as possible, thanks. Thank you, Oliver! Moving has been going smoothly after all, had worst experiences. How long have you been around for?

Moving company hasn’t showed yet? Ruddy bad luck there, can always come crash on my couch for a nap, but can’t promise Finley won’t attempt to keep you awake. Can’t say that l’ve even heard of the show The Boyz, but if you’re raving on about it maybe someday l’ll give it a watch. At the very least add it to my to watch list of ever growing titles that will probably just continue to grow. Absolute shit at getting through anything apparently. The one and only Lily James has decided to grace us with her presence. 

They eventually showed up, thank goodness. I’d have dared Finley to try to wake me up though, nothing seems to animate me from sleep when I’m utterly drained. Luckily for you I’m here to help you get through some series, my endless list also contains numerous titles. For some reason, I can’t focus properly when I watch them on my own. The one and only Richard Madden is here to welcome me! How lovely! How are you, love?

Temptation Island is one series I thought I’d never enjoy, but unlike someone, I do apparently enjoy all things trashy. I know I looked scary yesterday for the Halloween party, but I can’t believe you didn’t call me, Lily?! You having no couch nor a bed means a girls sleeping party… As always, you can’t say no to it. I bring the snacks, drinks, bed, covers… Well, yeah, you get your ass to me. Good to see you, though, love! It’s time your beautiful butt joined town.

I was tempted to break in and die of exhaustion in your bed but the move in company arrived on time and provided me with a bed of my own. This shouldn’t stop us from having a sleepover tonight, or tomorrow or every day for the next sex weeks. The more Gemma time I get, the better! I’m happy to be here, as well! Already seen some familiar faces which is quite exciting. How are you doing? How’s life in Bayview been treating you?

I told you not to follow me, Lily, damn. Just kidding, I’m glad to see you here rambling about a show I never watched, and how your moving company hasn’t arrived yet. I think my biggest guilty pleasure is say yes to the dress. As you can tell, I’m a cultured man, I love all things slow and sleep ready. I haven’t seen that insane lady yet but I’ll come over with Dodger soon. Maybe he can help her as a therapy dog. All jokes aside, let me know if you need help unpacking!

What tells you that I didn’t follow you for real? I missed Dodger, that’s all. Oh goodness, you watch that. Don’t know whether I want to mock you, or plan a ‘Say Yes to the Dress’ marathon. I prefer the latter though. Throw a bit of ‘90 Days Fiance‘ in there and we’ll have arranged a perfect evening. You’re so lovely, Chris, for having offered to help! Fortunately for both, the move in blokes will handle unpacking and then one day, at some point in my life, I will arrange everything as I please. What you can do is show me around, it’ll save me from the embarrassment of being the crazy lost lady, as well.

I don’t know if not watching a tv show would have meant you would have ended up with a bed or a couch when arrived. So might as well enjoy the trip a little. I don’t think I’ve heard of that show. What is it about? And why is it trashy? I can’t think of any, I usually go in with an open mind, or I just don’t watch them. Nice to meet you Lily, I’m Jake.

Well, I could have rested during the flight as it was night-time for my suffering body. I don’t want to spoil it too much in case you’ll ever decided to watch it - in a nutshell, it’s a series about morally corrupted ‘heroes’. It completely lacks politically correctness, it’s brilliant. I consciously have to refrain myself from rambling about it every time it’s mentioned, you’re lucky I manage to. It’s lovely meeting you, too, Jake! Huge fan of your work.