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Luke squirted ketchup onto his sandwich, noticing someone had sat down in front of him.
"They have grilled cheese today. Isn’t that awesome? I might even get a food coma."Â
"That's disgusting." Remus turned up his nose at the sandwich as he chewed on Bertie Bot's Every Flavored Beans he had in front of him. He never knew why, but he hated ketchup. "You're ruing perfectly good cheese."
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Its only you, Remus. Chances are its not an emergency and just a case of some nicked Wizard Wheezes and you being too dumb to see it. [He laughs, tone playful, but gestures Remus in anyways.]
I fell off a broom, you dunce. I'm amazed a bone isn't protruding already.
…I. Yes…I think. Maybe. Does that mean you’re going to help me or…?
Well, it seems like I do, doesn’t it? I mean, I wasn’t using it….so it was convenient.Â
Of course I'm going to help you. Was it ever even a question?
Now look where it's gotten you. Never, ever put your wand anywhere but your hand or your holster.Â
You have to admit it.
You’re a handsome devil with admittedly lovely skin and I’d like you to take me out tonight, little Potter. Is that better?
So you’ll let me jinx you, then?
It's a date then. So long as you tell me where you'd like me to take you.
It'd be rather inconvenient. You see, I'd like to look tip top for my date tonight.
The leg bone is connected to the--
Even smaller? My mistake.~
You can ask him about it, pretty sure he’s the better story-teller between us. I should probably get back to my rounds.
And leave me here to my boredom? You're a cruel woman.
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Okay, okay, guess what I am!
Your stomach is very rude, do you know that?
Am not! Leprechauns are rude little blighters that always spill beer whenever they try to steal your earrings! *She swings her legs as they walk, blowing her bangs out of her face* I know! You’re my horse!
Oh yes, I've got him in etiquette classes now. We're working on it.
I think that describes you pretty well, actually. [Remus chuckles and shakes his head.] Y'don't tell horses to mush, Jay.
The leg bone is connected to the--
Still the same little prick you’ve always been, eh Remus?
You remind me so much of Vicky, I swear to God. Y’know, one day all this bull you’re piling up is gonna topple down all over you, and no one’s gonna sleep with your stank-arse. Either that or you’re gonna get murdered by a psycho ex-lover.
It's not so little.
Well, he is my family. It's no huge surprise we're at least a little alike. I never understood how things went so shit up between you two. I guess if I've got to die though, that's the way to go.
Okay, okay, guess what I am!
You were puking up alphabet soup all over my purple polka-dot skirt, my favourite purple polka-dot skirt. I think I’m allowed cake without needing to ask after that.
I’m not that short! *She moves behind him and braces her palms against his shoulders, leaping up onto his back and resting her chin against his shoulder* Alright, now, mush!
It was a very cute skirt, but unfortunately, my stomach had other things to worry about at the time.Â
You're like a little leprechaun! [Remus grabbed her legs and adjusted Jamie to a comfortable position and started walking.] M'not your dog!
The leg bone is connected to the--
Serf of the Queen it is. Now I get to boss you around even more than I already do.
I see what you’re getting at, but I don’t see why the fuck you would want to make it seem like you do. That, kiddo, is what makes’em stick like leeches, the fact that you act like you want them around.
And I'll continue to not listen to you at all. It's a good cycle we have going.
Yeah, but this way they don't get their feelings hurt, they don't cry, and if I want to have a chat with them later, they're more than willing to oblige.
Okay, okay, guess what I am!
I didn’t think I had to! You’re just a meanie butt who doesn’t like sharing sweets with his big sister. Of course I remember frosting is your favourite, you were sick for two weeks when you were eight because you ate through all of Nan’s.
Carry me?
I still don't regret that decision. I could've been sick for a month and still wanted more frosting. But I would share anything with my big sister. So long as she asks.
Yeah, why not? Jump up short stuff.
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The leg bone is connected to the--
I’ll name you Prince if you shut up.
Why would you even bother use their real names? Remembering their names means you care, so even trying to remember means you actually give a shit.
Which I doubt you do.
We all know that's not very likely to happen, love. You may as well just call me king and let me keep on talking.
I, in fact, do not care, but I don't want them to know that I don't care. You see what I'm getting at?
Okay, okay, guess what I am!
You had cake last week and you didn’t share with me, you little nugget! I ought to eat my cupcake in front of you but we both know I’m going to give you half and more frosting.
Ee! You’re the best, Rem-Rem.
Do you want ice cream, you poohead!
You didn't ask for any or I would have gladly shared with you, but you do remember that frosting is my favorite so I guess I can't be too irritated with you.
Don't I know it.
Yes I want icecream and I'm going to go get it. The question is whether or not you're going to tag along.
Okay, okay, guess what I am!
….Maybe.
Ooh! Even caramel apples? I want caramel apples!
No-o-o-o, I said do you wanna go get ice cream. Not ‘let’s go get ice cream.’ There’s a diff!
You know it's like a Potter unspoken agreement that we always share cake. At least with everyone, but Minnie.
Caramel apples too, love.
If you want icecream, then you better get your ass up and come with me to get it. I'm not your slave boy.
The leg bone is connected to the--
You’re still the best at it? Disrespect to your elders can earn you detention, Potter. I suggest you point at the real Ruler of the Assholes here. And yes, I mean that in every way.
Call them by pet names for Christ’s sake, I dunno.
And a detention would just prove my case all the more, O'Asshole Queen. You've still got nothing on me.
That works fine and dandy until you try to use their real name and Angelina turns into Kristina and then you're just fucked in the not as fun way.
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Okay, okay, guess what I am!
All that and chocolate cake!
You might say that now, but one day you’ll meet someone! And when she sweeps you off your feet, you’re gonna owe me a vanilla milkstake with chocolate chips. And mint leaves. Or maybe just some mint chip ice cream. Do you wanna go get ice cream?
Are you harboring chocolate cake and not telling me?
If that ever happens, I'll buy you the entirety of the Halloween feast desserts on a platter, but I like my chances here. Alright, Jamie. We can go get some icecream.
You have to admit it.
I know I am, that was intentional. What can I say?
Because you were scared, right, little Potter? Not as interesting as it could be, but you’re faring a little better.
You could say that I'm a handsome devil with great skin and you'd like to take me out tonight.
Scared? Of a jinx? Nothing like that could scare me, love.Â
