Is It Legal To Dip My Cock In Liquid Nitrogen Then Hit It With A Hammer Then Watch It Shatter Like Glass?

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

there is so much content about changing your life or becoming and it’s like whatever man you’re missing what’s right in front of you. Imperfection is forever.

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

if you shoot or stab or explode me i don’t die i just turn into millions of spiders and run away to safety until i can reform

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

i need to imagine some scenarios