Unbetitelt

Flash/Seizure warning: does contain flashing screens.

James Norrington has been repressed his whole life, is increasingly unhappy in his job, touch starved and broken hearted.    But when he finally makes up his mind where his heart truly lies, has Jack moved on?

Sparrington/Sparbossa/Sparbossington m/m themes.

Music by: False Kings - Poets of the Fall

// I’ve had this whole thing in my head for months now, I finally couldn’t take it anymore and had to make it reality.//

First, put your sheet on the floor. Stand above it for a few seconds so it knows who’s boss.

Then, put your hand in the lower left corner so that it’s inside out. Do the same to the lower right corner.

Now, your lower left and right corners of the fitted sheet should be inside out. (Shoutout to Amy Poehler, love your work).

Then, take the lower left corner (that’s still inside out) and tuck it into the upper left corner. It should look like the picture above once you’re done. Then, do the same with your right corners.

It should look something like that. Right now, she’s your friend at the end of a good night out. Doesn’t look really bad, but you know she deserves better. 

Pull at the corners until you get something like this shape, as it makes it easier to fold. You’ve given your friend some plain white bread and a glass of water. She’s looking much more presentable now.

Now, pull in at the elastic until you make a rectangle. You’ll want to tuck and smooth the excess fabric away from the elastic seams and towards the closed edge of the fitted sheet.

Once you’ve got a (semi) neat rectangle, fold the the top of the sheet down about a third of the way through. I like to fold the upper part of the sheet down first, because it’s not as straight of an edge as the bottom. You can find your own meaning within that description.

Now, fold the lower portion of the sheet on top of the part you’ve already folded down.

Fold the left side of the sheet into the middle, and then fold the right side of the sheet on top of what you just folded. 

dog-sitting, hc that when vlad goes out of town for family, he can’t always bring his dog and when that happens, he asks mic to watch her. the first time vlad asks mic is super excited and says yes without even thinking about the fact that it’s the weekend and he has his radio show. but mic’s not gonna back out now that he’s already said yes. he picks her up from vlad friday after school and then a couple hours later it’s off to do his show! she’s the center of attention the second they get to the station. mic’s pa even runs out to get her treats. she behaves extremely well, she plops down underneath the desk console and sleeps on mic’s feet once he gets started. it’s extremely cute

of course, mic falls in love with vlad’s dog and vice versa. vlad is like wtf. she doesn’t even love me like that. she gives mic big kisses and lays her head in his lap whenever he’s around. 

dog park dates. mic and vlad hold hands and chat and joke around while vald’s dog runs around with her dog friends

mic makes vlad american style grilled cheese and tomato soup for his birthdays and whenever he’s sick

they like to tease aizawa together. it’s annoying as hell but mic is his bff and vlad is his friend and a valuable coworker so he puts up with their stupid banter and gives as good as he gets

after they start dating mic’s camera roll becomes filled with dog and bicep photos almost exclusively

aizawa and midnight team up to give vlad the shovel talk mostly just to harass him bc he already knows the lengths they’d go to protect mic and his honor

what mic doesn’t expect, is class 1-b giving HIM a shovel talk

they almost never shut up. vlad is just as talkative as mic and they can literally talk and talk and talk and TALK. 

they’re always betting. “i bet you can’t kiss me like this” “oh YEAH?” 

for their first date they go see a movie and get mcdonalds afterwards. vlad orders like 3 big macs, 2 large fries, and soda and mic gets chicken nuggets, 2 mcmuffins, fries, and water. they get a large vanilla shake to share. they playfully argue about the movie’s finer points while eating and then go window shopping. at the end of the night mic invites vlad back to his place and things get steamy of course

yagi third wheels them on accident ONE TIME. never again. they’re LOUD and OBNOXIOUS, aizawa is just like shrug i told you so

sometimes they spar-wrestle on vlad’s living room floor. it always ends with a heavy make-out session

Norrington: In a fight, right?

Jack:*smiles*

Love, is a dagger.

It’s a weapon to be wielded far away,

or up close.

You can see yourself in it.

It’s beautiful,

until it makes you bleed.

But ultimately,

when you reach for it,

It isn’t real.