it's time to get schwifty-lifty

Seriously on something that costs $10? I'm dead

i saw this type of shit on a tank top i actually bought from walmart the other day for less than 4 dollars

as a neurodivergent and disabled lįfter, i think about this a lot.

cannot wait for malls to b at full capacity again & no restrictions . ive got a whole list of shit im gonna lift & donate to a shelter but im gonna need to like. reaaaally haul for it & i cant do that under capacity restrictions when ppl are paying so much extra attention to who’s in a store/how many etc. can this shit b over already i got crimes to commit babe

This!!!!! I haven’t been doing shit because of this. Too risky for my taste.

Do you ever look at your haul total and think, holy shit this does not look like $500 worth of stuff. It takes fucking forever to legitimately make $500 or whatever, and these material goods are not worth selling my life away??? Legitimate benefit of lifting is not feeling like a total sucker for paying something inflated 93%

every time I lift more than $300 worth I step back and realize that’s what I pay in rent every month and these 8 shirts aren’t worth a place to live.

i love thissssssss

Where’s that not behind the counter 🧖‍♂️they are one of the few products I paid for lol apart from blue banana but they sellotape the tags around the box lol

anything you have to pay for should be local

that woosh of power u feel when the SAs give you a warm smile & wish you a good day when you come out the changing room after stuffing $500 worth of panties and bras into your bag 😍😍

This deserves more likes

Just a tip for the vibrator, walgreens and CVS both sell really nice durex bullet vibes. Super tiny and really great c;

Thank you.

I’m not into vibrators but DONT STEAL THEM FROM SPENCERS

reblogging because i need the list available haha. most of the stuff you can get from a walk out ikea visit btw

LIFT SNACKS AND TOILET PAPER TOO

Otc meds as well Also band aids

Lift yourself a bottle of ibuprofen! It’s so so so good for hangovers.

The list keeps growing lol.