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Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today
fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
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Protect your booties girlies
mood
mood
Big mood but he steals from people not stores ☹️
oh. un-mood
BIG UNMOOD
Didn't pay a dime because I did the Crime💞
be gay do crimes
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reposting so that it’s in the community LOL
For us that don’t reblog from the outside community :v I love this
IM CRYING
✨😍 foolproof plan for shoplifting from séphôra!11!!1! 😍✨
Step 1.) acquire small monkey friend. This is a KEY STEP!! If you don't know any monkeys, any pet with opposable thumbs should work!
Step 2.) once gaining the creatures trust, let them cling to your thigh, and wear a dress or skirt that hides your monkey friend. Make sure it's long enough! Here's a diagram I drew for clarification :))
Step 3) go to sephôra and find what you want to stEAl ;))
Step 4) crouch down to 'look' at a display. Good acting is key here!!! Gracefully, lower the item you want to the bottom of your skirt. Your monkey friend inside your skirt will see the item and take it from your hand!
Step 5) with the merchandise safely hidden beneath ur clothes, exit the store! Employees may be suspicious, but they'll never be able to guess ur true tactics ;)
Step 6) go to the food court to treat your partner in crime to a delicious snack as reward! BUT, be careful! If your monkey gets too fat, he won't fit under your skirt and you'll have to start over :/ Portions are key here!!1!1!!
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Thats all! Hmu if you have any questions xx
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A+++++ tip!! definitely trying this during my next makeup haul!1!!1!
repost so it’s in the community ksjsjsjdh
Repost so it’s in community
Can relate
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Really small mall haul
H0t t0pic:
Keychain: idk like $5 bucks
Buttons (Sailor Moon) - $2.00 ea
Enamel pin (some kpop thing idk just thought it was cute): $5.90
B3lks
Underwear (currently wearing): $11.90
Total: like $30 bucks 🗿
Okay but ain’t that the truth
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how do you sneaky bitches conceal large clothing items on the floor?
i can barely slip in a pair of panties behind a rack at uo. how are summa yall shoving sweaters in ur bag in the middle of the store
I’ve done this once with a pink sweater since the counted going in and out of the fitting room. So what I did was I had the untagged sweater at the very bottom of a stack of four or five clothes hanging on my arm. As I walked around the store I discretely folded the sweater underneath until it would be the right size to just slip into my bag. Practice folding items at home and it should only take you a few seconds without even having to look at it. So the you know those displays that have clothes hung on them that you can just part? Part one and make it look like you’re looking for your size while putting the sweater in your bag on the other hand. If you do it well enough the clothing rack blocks the front of you, your body blocks one side and behind you, and the stack of clothes on your other hand blocks that side. If you conceal really fast it just looks like the clothes on your arm were a bit heavy so you were just adjusting your grip on them.
❁ Stationary & Cute Shit Haul ❁
Picture 1
$täpIë$
⋆ Planner $10.35
⋆ 6-Pack Gel Pens (x2) $19.98
⋆ 16-Pack Colored Pens $28.09
⋆ Washi Tape (x5) $19.95
⋆ Rainbow Notes $7.99
Picture 2
BB&B
⋆ Dressing Tape (x2) $19.98
⋆ Clear Straps $5.99
⋆ Bath Fizzy $5.99
V$/PlÑK
⋆ Thongs (x5) $52.50
❁ Total $170.82 ❁
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i’m such a stationary hoe 🍒
