✨😍 foolproof plan for shoplifting from séphôra!11!!1! 😍✨
Step 1.) acquire small monkey friend. This is a KEY STEP!! If you don't know any monkeys, any pet with opposable thumbs should work!
Step 2.) once gaining the creatures trust, let them cling to your thigh, and wear a dress or skirt that hides your monkey friend. Make sure it's long enough! Here's a diagram I drew for clarification :))
Step 3) go to sephôra and find what you want to stEAl ;))
Step 4) crouch down to 'look' at a display. Good acting is key here!!! Gracefully, lower the item you want to the bottom of your skirt. Your monkey friend inside your skirt will see the item and take it from your hand!
Step 5) with the merchandise safely hidden beneath ur clothes, exit the store! Employees may be suspicious, but they'll never be able to guess ur true tactics ;)
Step 6) go to the food court to treat your partner in crime to a delicious snack as reward! BUT, be careful! If your monkey gets too fat, he won't fit under your skirt and you'll have to start over :/ Portions are key here!!1!1!!
Thats all! Hmu if you have any questions xx
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