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Anxiety is panicking about being late and then sitting in the parking lot for 20 minutes because you are so early

Lemme take ya on a cutie date pls.. There’ll be pizza. And beer. And my face. You in? Good.

Why should I worry? Why should I care

The year is 2015, and you still have to explain to adult men AND women that there’s no such thing as a “tight” or “loose” vagina, because it’s a muscle that expands and contracts depending on a variety of reasons. Or that a woman does not pee out of her vagina. Or that reaching an orgasm during sexual assault does not mean the person enjoyed it. Or that abortion is not the destruction of a fetus, but is of a clump of cells. That the length of a penis has NO relevance to the ability to preform well sexually, since the average vagina is only 3-4 inches long. That pubic hair is not unsanitary or gross, it actually helps protect the sex organs against bacteria, and shaving actually increases chance of infection, abscesses and rashes. But no, we don’t need comprehensive sex ed in America, we’re doing fine!

Still relevant

This ain’t got enough notes y'all

“It’s been a long week,” I say in the middle of the day on Monday. 

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