lillibat

really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

i don't support hannigram cuz they're healthy or loving or supportive or sanitary i support them cuz when god realized he can't kill hannibal in any way that matters he sent an equal and opposite freak to vex and goad him out of the dating pool

This is a fucking stunning use of lyrics and images. I gasped the first time I saw it.

Who else moans when they eat the subway cookie

i desperately crave a hannigram AU where they’re happy and nothing bad happens and they have an obscene amount of dogs and one day hannibal wears black pants and comes into work COVERED in dog hair and his coworkers are like “hey, i didn’t peg you as an animal person” and he replies with “they’re my husband’s, but they’re growing on me” and the coworker is in absolute shock because they didn’t even know hannibal liked people romantically