who even knows anything anymore

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

i think its fun when people use the trope of vampires thinking that werewolves smell like shit but its especially funny to me when they say a werewolf smells like 'wet dog' . like specifically WET dog? not dry dog? something about werewolves makes them smell damper than any normal dog even if theyre dry as a bone? fascinating implications. wet werewolf vs creepy vampire. much to consider.

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.