If Johnny Silverhand not romanceable then why Rollercoaster date
If Johnny Silverhand not romanceable then why “feels like I’m missing something, something really important, and then i realize you’re there, always were, and this stupid wave of relief washes over me”
If Johnny Silverhand not romanceable then why “Thought this concert was important to you.” “It was, but not more important than you.”
If Johnny Silverhand not romanceable then why “You aren’t dying on me not yet… I’ve got you”
IF JOHNNY SILVERHAND NOT ROMANCEABLE THEN WHY “I can still feel something sharp near your heart” “I don’t think that’s going anywhere anytime soon” EXCUSE ME CDPR WHAT THE FUCK
If Johnny Silverhand NOT romanceable then why “I’ve managed one thing for now… not to fuck this up, what we have.”??????????
IF Johnny Silverhand not ROMANCEABLE then why “You’re fuckin’ closest to me by a long shot. There twenty-four seven. And yet…you don’t seem to hate my guts. Of all the heads I could’ve popped in, hella glad it was yours.“
IF JOHNNY F****** SILVERHAND not ROMANCEABLE then WHY “Wanna be clear - I will do you no wrong. When the time comes, it’ll be my life for yours, I’ll agree to get wiped.”
IF JOhnnY Silverhand not Romanceable why did he
IF JOHNNY SiLverhAND NOT ROMANCABLE THEN WHY THE LOVERS????
IF JOHNNY SILVERHAND NOT ROMANCABLE THEN WHY WHEN V IN MIKOSHI JOHNNY DO THAT LITTLE HAND GRAB THING whERE he PULLS THEM BACK TO HIM JUST A LIL WHILE LONGERRRR with the SADDEST LOOK ON HIS FACE-
If Johnny Silverhand not romancable then why this card in Misty’s tarot reading??????
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^! “Maybe even someone you will grow to love?” MY V AND I BOTH FELL IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY SILVERHAND so if JOHNNY SILVERHAND NOT ROMANCEABLE THEN WH-
IF JOHNNY SILVERHAND NOT FUCKING ROMANCEABLE THEN WHY DOES HE HAVE A VOICED LINE OF SAYING TO V ‘SLEEP WELL, MY PRINCESS’ AT 1:28:05 ANNNNND A LINE OF SAYING ‘SLEEP WELL, MY PRINCE’ AT 1:35:40 WHAT THE ABSOLUTE EVER LOVING FUCK IS ALL THIS THEN
If. If Johnny….
*deep breath* if Johnny… not romanceable… then why… then why the seCRET ENDING CALLED ‘DONT FEAR THE REAPER’, A SONG ABOUT ETERNAL LOVE LASTING THROUGHOUT DEATH WHY THIS SONG THAT HAS THESE LYRICS Come on baby, don’t fear the reaper Baby take my hand, don’t fear the reaper We’ll be able to fly, don’t fear the reaper Baby I’m your man
EX-FUCKING-CUSE-ME I AM BACK WITH A FIRE IN MY HEART AND BLUE OYSTER CULT ON REPEAT WHAT THE FUCK
(thank you @thosetwistedtales this was a very necessary addition <3)


















