piss kink safety patrol! (for golden showers, drinking piss, internal pissingβ anal and vaginal, holding, and wetting)
if you are being pissed on
very very minimal safety risks here
close those eyes baby! the second piss is anywhere near the faceβ close your eyes. that shit stings. have you ever had cum in your eye? itβs like that, but way harder to wipe off.
try not to do this with any fresh piercings, new tattoos, open wounds, or anything else thatβs begging to get infected
if you are ingesting urine
what medications is your partner on? can they be passed through urine? (most likely they can beβ in very trace amounts. but those trace amounts can be important to be aware of depending on your situation)
has your partner recently ingested something (medication, food, etc) that you are allergic to? or something that interacts with your meds? if they have, is it worth that risk?
has your partner recently taken any drugs? can they be passed through urine? (most likely they can beβ in very trace amounts. those trace amounts may or may not be enough to cause a reaction, and may or may not be enough to fail a drug test <- has happened to people!)
on one non-safety noteβ¦ youβre probably not going to love the taste of piss. regardless. you might! but most do not. itβs piss. really well hydrated piss can be very enjoyable (I like it a lot!), really dehydrated piss might make you puke. diet changes the tasteβ just like cum, but more directly. coffee, asparagus, lots of meatβ¦ all things that can make it particularly strong (and some people love that! some people do that on purpose! but I would maybe notβ¦ start there). lots of juice + lots and lots of water can make it very mild. medications and supplements can change the taste. lots of people anecdotally like the way beer or diet soda makes it taste. first piss of the day is considerably stronger and more unpleasant than any other time.
if you are doing internal pissing (anal)
if you are getting it straight from the tap (penis or funneled in): minimal to no risk. pee is not sterile! urine is not sterile. but youβre not gonna run into a ton of issues here. the real concern is if youβre dealing with abnormal abrasions, likely from particularly rough anal sex, youβre going to be more at risk for infection. keep an eye on it, take a shower, etc. youβre probably all good.
if you are getting a larger volume than one normal pee (bottle, etc, any amount of built-up fluid from multiple pees): this is less a safety risk and more just a heads up. chances are this will kind of accidentally enema you. and then you will shit. pretty immediately. if youβve done a ton of anal prep (including enema) beforehand, youβre likely going to be fine.
if you are doing internal pissing (vaginal)
now weβre looking at pH balances. urine is more basic than the natural flora of a vaginal ecosystem, which can cause problems.
if you are prone to UTIs, yeast infections, or bacterial vaginosis, you should probably prepare for that. if thatβs the risk youβd like to take, thatβs your choice! but if your pH balance is delicate, piss is absolutely going to disrupt it.
even if youβre not prone, the risk for all of the above is there!
PEE. AFTER. BEING. PEED IN. please π youβll save yourself so much trouble. and I mean pee, donβt just evacuate the foreign piss. if youβre not already peeing after sex in generalβ¦ start now!
if youβre doing any kind of holding:
any long-term holding (and I mean, like, having holding your pee for long periods of time become a part of your life for years) can result in slight to moderate incontinence (leaking) and weakened pelvic floor muscles. make sure youβre doing pelvic floor exercises! itβs best to sometimes give yourself an extended break from a holding kink, but I wonβt tell you what to do.
thereβs no real One Answer for βhow long is it okay to hold at one time?β, but itβs better to do high hydration/stronger desperation/shorter hold than it is to do low hydration/less need to pee/longer hold, for hydration purposes. the longer you hold, the more you are at risk for UTIs and potentially bladder infections (cystitis, a kind of UTI). bladder infections have a chance of becoming kidney infections. no, thereβs no One Set Time, but no, itβs not safe to hold all day either. listen to your body as best you can.
find your limits and set them. Iβm prone to UTIs (and have a weak bladder), so I have different levels of βokay to holdβ. I have found the maximum amount of water and its correlating hold times that work for meβ and hold time is never over an hour. thatβs my risk profile.
sitting in your wet mess can be fun and humiliating, but can also cause rashes. I literally cannot speak to diaper instances, I have no experience there, but most fabrics will start to be uncomfortable while wet after a while, and sitting in your piss can cause chafing, rashes, skin irritation⦠and again, sitting in pissed in underwear (or garments close to the genitalia) can cause UTIs + yeast infections, especially in vulvas.
AS ALWAYS, when dealing with someone elseβs fluids inside your body, you are at risk for STIs. get tested, keep getting tested, take PrEP, have the conversations, know your body, and above all, be aware of what risks you run. this shit is fun and wonderfulβ funderfulβ and should stay that way. safe pissing (or lack thereof) everybody!
