heaven in hiding

I dont want to contribute anything to society i just wanna be sexy and stupid

do i wanna know??? no. but thank u monkey friends

just remembered that one time like 5 years ago when i was sitting in the passenger seat of my sisters car, stuck at a red light and some skater dude lands a cool trick, sees me staring, and points at me while proclaiming “that was for you!” as we drive away. skater bro, i think about you all the time. i hope you’re well.

i get that we're supposed to graduate. really do. but tell me how do i focus on studying and finishing assignments when the outside is in shambles and governments are crumbling under the weight of souls of the people their incompetence and unpreparedness killed. how they expect us to work as normal as if im not living thru the biggest disaster that struck mankind this side of the 18th century. this is like if fucking, sky opened up and the trumpets sounded and i begged they wait coz i had to turn in a fucking paper before 23:59h. absurd.

My professor: hello!! I know we are going through big changes right now and everyone is coping through these times but dont forget to hand in your assignment by midnight!! Oh, and dont forget about your 16 page submissions due in 2 days!! Oh and dont forget about ur final exam in a week!!! Oh and dont forget about that 2k word essay due soon!!! Oh and dont forget about-

if they make a movie about this i beg they do it from the point of view of a college student whos trying to pass MATH211 and covid19 is just a secondary plot cause thats how my professors r treating it