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Last updated: Jul. 17, 2024

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The Walking Dead

Carl Grimes

Helping Hand (SMUT)

'Love You to the Moon and to Saturn'

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American Horror Story

Tate Langdon

Sfw+Nsfw headcannons

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IT

Stanley Uris

Stan as a husband

Haunted

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MISC.

Evan Peters

Dress (SMUT)

Autumn with Evan

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<3 Life dating Tate <3

<3 Tate x Fem! Reader

Warnings: Tate, murder, suicide, p in v, fingering, oral (both m and f), grinding, humping, I think that’s it

<3 I lost the request, but someone did request this, hopefully they see it lol. Thanks for the request, it's appreciated!! I might make a post about who I write for so people can send requests, but I'm not sure yet. Love you!!

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SFW

Listening to old rock (i.e Nirvana ofc)

Borrowing his sweaters

Cuddling in bed

100% the little spoon, he wouldn't like being the big spoon but will do it if you're sad (or simply ask)

He's kind of a creep, so he'll stare at you all the time. silently.

Anything you do, he's watching admiringly

He thinks your perfect in every single aspect

Movie nights on Fridays

He totally seems like he'd enjoy horror and true crime

Misses you when you leave Murder House for anything

Would be scared you're going to leave him constantly

Helps you through anxiety attacks, depression episodes, mental health struggles

Listening intently whenever you vent to him

Does anything to protect you

He would try to hide his past from you for a while until inevitably find out

You don't argue often, but when you do it's usually not over serious things. An exception being when you find out what he did before (school shooting, Vivien, murder, etc.) ... You can decide if you want to forgive him or not

Reading with him, both of you silent yet still resting against each other

Introducing him to social media and him begging you to follow fan pages of bands he likes

You die in Murder house, which shouldn't come as a surprise, since everybody dies in that damn house. Maybe you commit suicide for him or something, but another ghost or entity killing you is a high possibility as well

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NSFW

Riding his thigh while he softly encourages you, whispering in your ear as you do so

I get switch vibes from him, but heavily leaning towards being more submissive, and when he would be dominant, he would definitely be a soft dom. He wouldn't want to hurt you; he doesn't seem to be into that

You giving him blow/hand jobs and his hips buck up slightly>>>>

He whimpers and I will not hear ANYBODY out.

His pull-out game seems weak, and he's dead, but as we've seen before, his sperm certainly isn't- so I'd use some contraceptives babe

Missionary and cowgirl are your top two- and the one where you're like sitting on his lap

Average, maybe on the bigger side, but he isn't packing a foot long cock

He really values your pleasure, and wants to make you cum first

Your back would be pressed against his chest and you're sitting on his lap while he slowly pumps his fingers in and out of you

He seems like the kind of guy who does not give a fuck about periods

He likes when you're sitting on a chair or the side of your bed and he's kneeling on the ground eating you out

As he said before, gay porn is hot, so you two watch porn together, usually ending up with you and him acting out what you just viewed

He'd be gentle and respectful the entire time

Enjoys watching you masturbate when you don't know he's there, especially when you grind against a pillow. His heart races every time you whisper out his name when you think he isn't there

Shower sex, car sex (when he can leave the house), beach sex (on Halloween), any possible place that you could imagine, he's not opposed to

what a fucking nerd

Love you to the Moon and to Saturn

Thanks for the request, sorry it took so long!

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Carl Grimes x GN! Reader

You watched the boy who had your heart walk away from you, leaving you alone in the bed. With a sigh you get up to follow him, watching as he stands in front of the mirror of the bathroom. Wrapping your arms around him from behind, he turns to look at you slightly before turning back to his reflection, his covered eye giving him a silent complex. 

“Come back to bed,” you say softly to Carl, though your request seems to fall on deaf ears. He continues to mess with his bandage, it obviously causing him discomfort.

“Carl,” your words cause him to pause and look at you in the mirror.

“Yeah?”

“What’s wrong?” He lets out a quiet exhale and responds in a quiet and gruff tone. 

“Nothin’”

“Bullshit,” he raises his eyebrow at you before turning around, his back to the mirror now as he looks down at you. He’s studying your face, for reasons you’re unsure of, but you continue to look up at him. Reaching up to brush hair from his face, your hand then rests down to his cheek, caressing it gently. Carl tenses up slightly since he’s nervous with how close your fingers are to his scar. Noticing this you rest your hand to his shoulder, before standing on your tip toes and pressing a soft kiss to his lips. He rests his hand down to your waist, kissing you back tenderly. 

“Come back to bed,” you whisper against his lips. He pulls you into him, craving to be closer to you. He presses a soft kiss to your forehead before pulling away from you, mumbling a quiet ‘okay’. 

Crawling back into bed and under the covers, you roll over to face him, Carl laying on his side towards you. You move to be in his arms, forcing your way there if you had to, although Carl didn’t mind, and he wrapped his arms around you, stroking your hair. With a glance up to him, you murmur quietly to him.

“You know, you’re really pretty.” Your words make him pause his movements, making him sigh slightly before continuing to run his fingers through your hair.

“You get like this every time you’re tired.” It was true, you wouldn’t stop talking whenever you were exhausted, and poor Carl had to deal with it nearly every night. You move even closer to him- if that was even a possibility, curling up to his side.

“But it’s true, you are.”

“I’m not. You are, but I am not.” You roll your eyes exasperated, why couldn’t he just take a compliment?

“Fine then, you’re handsome.”

“That's not what I meant,” 

“You’re hot,”

“Stop it, go to bed.”

“But you are,” “Shush.” With a soft smile playing on your lips you lean your head back down against his chest, whispering to get the last word in.

“You are really hot though,” he quietly groans and turns you away from him, making you drop your jaw slightly. He bites back a smile, still not bringing you back into his arms, although when you slowly inch closer to him he doesn’t pull back. Carl brings his head down to yours, pressing a soft kiss to the top of your head, as he murmurs, “I love you.” As much as he hated to admit, you had a way of bringing light into his life like no one else could, a way of making him believe the things you say to him, like the compliments.

before i get into this, i want to make it clear that i am a christian, and am in no way trying to offend people. this is me expressing my frustrations and acknowledging that often times religion can be a touchy subject for people and can even be a source of negativity for others.

i am a very strong believer in God, and with that comes His teachings as well. "Love thy neighbor" is something that is a commonly known phrase among everyone outside of christianity (at least in the usa). and it disgusts me how people will twist the words of God and Jesus into words of hatred.

for example racism, homophobia, sexism, the list goes on. God loves everybody. He created us like this, whether that be black, white, gay or trans, He made us, and He put us on earth together.

the amount of people who have had horrible and traumatic experiences with church and religion is alarming- religion is supposed to be a way to bring people together as a community and share love with one another. it is not something that is exclusive, or only reaches out to people who are a certain sexuality. that is not Gods' teachings, that is what humans have done.

for so many people finding God saved them, and a lot of people who are religious find comfort in believing there is a high power out there. and of course it's okay to talk about how God changed your life, or your beliefs, but we need to normalize not pressuring people into joining as well. forcing religion, any religion, on anybody, is not okay.

you can spread God and Jesus' teachings without imposing your beliefs on others who do not wish to join. the problem with this (other than the sheer disrespect of not accepting "sorry, not interested!" as an answer) is that the toxic people who are trying to spread the bible will tell the person that their beliefs are wrong, and they're going to hell.

i have seen members of churches outside of schools passing out tiny bibles to the students, which is a sick move on their part, since the minors are away from their parents, and often away from any other adults (they do it off of school campus). if the kid doesn't take one they are pressured to, and the church members will belittle the student's religion and beliefs.

when i was in school this happened yearly at every middle and high school. some of the students would tell the church members they were gay, and the church members would respond "we can fix that".

being lgbtq+ is NOT something that "needs to be fixed" or "changed". it is not something that can be changed.

brittany broski's video "Why I Left the Christian Church" is a good source as to why many people decide to leave church, and ultimately, religion and believing in God.

TLDR: don't be a dick, God would want you to accept and love everybody

i know i don't usually post things like this, and i do have a few fanfictions coming out soon (i promise lol), but seeing brittany's video made me feel the need to write this.