blue ridge lady

Arc 1:

Wizard City: Dumbledore steals earth child and makes them do everything for him and it doesn’t stop there!

Krokatopia: Sand and more sand and racism and obelisks! oh and the thing you came here for isn’t even here :)

Marleybone: Crime (SHERLOCK!!!!)

Mooshu: DEMONS and bamboo <3 (also racism) 

Dragonspyre: Angst! T4T couple reunited :) but actually they die :(

Arc 2:

Celestia: New magic!! Game changing, mostly, lookin at you moon magic

Zafaria: Zoo field trip GONE WRONG! (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Avalon: Wizard City but with hot people 

Azteca: Longer than  the Mesozoic era! get cuz dinosaurs haha anyway

Khrysalis: DYVIM!!! and bugs and Morganthe dies :( and shadow magic 

Arc 3: 

Polaris: War between France and Russia but also 😏 also HI MELLORI!!! 

Mirage: Gay cats AND OMG IS THAT SANS 

Empyrea: I hope you enjoy 60-70s references cause that’s the entire thing the whole time 

Arc 4: 

Karamel: Capitalism sucks right guys!!? (crows sale btw) 

Lemuria: KING JULIEN? SUPERHEROS? THANOS??! HELLO?

Side worlds/areas:

Aquila: we heard gays like Greek Mythology 

Grizzlehiem: Sorry you can’t talk to the not hot bear king until you do ALL HIS WORK FOR HIM because we don’t see you as worthy enough to talk to him EVEN THOUGH YOU LITERALLY HAVE DONE SO MUCH ALREADY

Wintertusk: Daddy issues and GRANDMA RAVEN HIIII

Wysteria: Goblet of Fire AU but everyone hates you even more 

 Darkmoore: Hi Malestaire (again) 

Arcanum: Wizard College 

Im sorry now…