everybody's dyin' bitch, let's get you some fruit

“mac, i don’t care. i love it. you figured out the one thing i wanted most more than anything in the entire world and you got it for me. and…it’s perfect.” 

waking up to mac hunched underneath the covers, head hovering suspiciously close to dennis’ crotch

dennis praising mac for coining the term ‘browning out’

realizing mac and dennis hadn’t been sneaking off together in name of the baked-good kind of creampies

mac acting jealous and annoyed when dennis keeps reading them his texts to maureen at his bachelorette party 

dennis acting jealous and annoyed when mac goes to slam ass with dusty, ‘the love of his life’

the ‘sexing from behind’ rehearsal

“excuse me. i have to piss…out of my…penis.” “okay, well, clearly mac wants to speak with me in private.” 

dennis whining and being a needy little bitch when he and mac ‘break up’

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