give the gays a happy ending u cowards

hell

great!!!! see you there my dude

I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge

Unfridge your wives 2017

Unfridge your wives 2018

“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”

It turns out he’s normally a ray of sunshine and is only Dark Brooding Male Hero mode when he misses her. 

d&d stands for Don’t know anything & i’m a Dumbass

i love the names in she-ra. if you’re ever like “hmm i wonder what this character does” literally all you need to do is look at their name and you’ll know

okay but do they get their names and then their powers or are they named after they show signs of powers? Like could you name a kid exploda and give them explosion powers or do you wait until your toddler blows up their baby gate to name them?

The Netherlands democratically puts a list of the 2000 best songs together every year around New Year’s and the biggest mystery every time is whether Bohemian Rhapsody wins again

why arent we talking about the constant presence of hotel california

Its such a lovely place