Anxious Elder Millenial

I should go. 😔 or you could stay! 😌 stay? 😳 here tonight. 😍 I’m not done with you. 🥹 and we have afternoon game tomorrow so, no morning practice. 🥺 I told Hayden. 🙃 is Hayden your mother? 😏 no! 🙄 no he’s not? 😛 Fuck off! 😠 who cares what you told Hayden? 🫦 Stay. 😚 okay. 🙂‍↕️ okay? 🥰 okay. 😘

“ilya wears his wedding ring on his right hand because he’s russian” “no he wears it on his left hand because he cares more about the north american general public knowing that he’s taken” ilya wears two wedding rings. and it’s shane’s idea

anyway i love shane i love ilya i love hollanov i love heated rivalry i love headcanons i love fanart i love fic i love shitposting i love having fun w my friends on the internet i love being cringe and free i love letting people enjoy things i love focusing on stuff i like and not stuff i hate and most importantly i love You 🫵

i just saw a post on reddit titled "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" and it was about OP clicking off a fic because they don't like the direction it's going in. slightly different context but can we all be more like this reddit OP. i think "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" should be the new "don't like don't read." dead doves may give you diarrhea but don't make that everyone else's problem.

this is a great way to frame it lol like just bc i'm lactose intolerant doesn't mean i should leave a bad review on the ice cream parlor