enemies to lovers whore

blue is a raven boy in the same way james is a derry girl

i love women

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar

I’m so scared of 2020, something seems to frightening about this year. It’s gonna be Y2K all over again. The Black Plague is going to come back. I swear. I fuckin swear.

date of origin: 3rd of december, 2018.

i can domesticate him

-some ancient Egyptian staring at a cat, circa 7500BC

- Some ancient cat staring at an Egyptian, circa 7500 BC

I just realised that if Remus Lupin was alive rn he'd be a podcaster. Remember in PoA where Remus just monologued for three chapters straight? Sirius was like "i've got to commit Murder right this fucking now" and Remus was like "don't you think Harry has a right to know?" and Sirius was like "ok but make it short". And then Remus was like "yeah so it all started back when i was four years old and my bigoted emotionally neglectful da left my window open for me to get bitten by a werewolf. he never fully accepted me, neither for being a werewolf nor for being gay, and -- what's that? oh yeah, i'm gay, by the way -- what, the other part? oh, yeah, i'm also a werewolf. i'm a gay werewolf that's why i have daddy issues. anyways, me getting bitten by a werewolf is probably one of the reasons for my parents' divorce, however we also have to take into account the socioeconomic climate of the 60s. see, my parents divorced in a pre-thatcher economy, which --" etc etc let this man have a podcast