one must imagine me happy

Must concede that the Metalocalypse albums are not appropriate preparation for Venusian rites

The godless beast, with its wretched meal, provided gladly by god herself

coworker: it's good to see that centrifuge getting some use; most people don't like it because it's so sensitive me: *has been devising nobel prize-worthy balance configurations for every single load* haha yeah i guess i've just been lucky with it so far :)

the feelings i'm experiencing about this are akin to when a pet comes up to greet you and its owner is like "omg i never see them go up to strangers like that they're usually so shy"

developing a horse girl-like bond with the centrifuge

centrifuge: *shudders or makes noise* me: *patting its flank* shhhh... it's okay, girl...

I'm fairly certain the answer will be "because they don't want to spend money", but is there a reason your workplace doesn't just get a new centrifuge, maybe one with auto-balancing?

because the centrifuge works fine if you're pure of heart

Apparently I have no idea what type of cat you mean... 🤔

@friend-crow This one is gonna bug me until I find a cat that meets your criteria. Is it a breed of fancy cat? An expression some cats have? A breed of cat Alan Rickman liked? A breed of cat that looks like Alan Rickman? Please give me more context I want nothing more in all the world than to be able to grok your qualia

His face. They have his face. I think it's a breed, but like I said, I don't know shit about cat breeds.

Hmm.. I think what I have in mind is mostly around the nose? Like they've got that aquiline nose. But also that dignified bearing. And they are cats. So probably also very undignified at times.

Apparently I have no idea what type of cat you mean... 🤔

@friend-crow This one is gonna bug me until I find a cat that meets your criteria. Is it a breed of fancy cat? An expression some cats have? A breed of cat Alan Rickman liked? A breed of cat that looks like Alan Rickman? Please give me more context I want nothing more in all the world than to be able to grok your qualia

His face. They have his face. I think it's a breed, but like I said, I don't know shit about cat breeds.

I'll never kneel, I'll never rest, I'll never climb into the chest. I eat the bread because I must, but sleep I hearken to be rust. To cry for comfort's golden kiss is to be-held to mercy's bliss. Alas if iron o'ertake my breast, I pray for razor's silk caress. Amen.

I talk about my “ Otherworldly responsibilities”…. Those are chores too.

maybe this is my birthday party theme

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

I love when desire leads to disappointment. It’s a classic

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes