Kneecole

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

Reblob to save a life

just reblobbed

reblobbing to help those in need

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

“Decisions are made by those who show up.”

DO THE THING!

Not watching episodes of a series on Netflix without my girlfriend is the modern day version of chivalry.

If Parks and Recreation and Rick and Morty have taught me anything it’s that hating guys named Jerry is a cool thing to do.

I feel like the US refuses to adopt the Metric System out of spite at this point

“Hold my beer” is the adult version of “Mommy watch this!”

If we help Yemen with food, water, and shelter, it could be called Yemenade.

I’ve never seen an Asian homeless person.

Milk is a flavor of chocolate, but chocolate is a flavor of milk