I'm stupid and I'm damaged and you're a disaster

they should invent a body that completely stops hurting when you take painkillers

they should invent a laying in your bed all day that is healthy and good for you.

we lost the plot when the first band tee sold for $40

$55 did no one else grow up with good vs evil

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

is that woman character actually “not well written” or are you just not paying attention to her. is that woman character actually “less interesting” or do you just not care about her.

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

its so funny growing up watching psych and not a lot of 80s movies because I'll finally watch something famous like Jaws and just nod along to the jokes going "mmhm. just like in psych. yes I get it now."

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

i wish i was riddled with audio jacks so i could plug into amps and instruments and have the music run through my bones