you: this was the most fun i’ve ever had

when dan got intrigued because he thought phil was going to call summer a ho

when phil said “snuggly” and leaned into dan

[quietly] “nice one, phil” “thanks”

“dan and phil have not done anything to smash gender roles”

“they can be the drunken messes that hook up at the end of the night”

dan summing up everyone’s lives with “everything’s a wreck but at least the sims is going okay”

dan’s sigh after the ceremony

“this is basically just us living out our dreams”

“his life has just been such a disaster so far that he had to have the most perfect wedding ever”

their excitement over getting a new microwave

their reflection on the past year and dan’s eagerness to get on with their future