seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

faeries can’t lie which is why hozier said “no comment” as to whether he is one of the folk, but then in another question, said “time moves differently in the fae realm” and qualified his statement with “i’m joking,” which suspiciously falls in line with the fact that the fae are notorious for being mischievous. therefore, we can make the assumption that his statement was not a lie but also not the full truth. in this essay i will 

I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming

a thesis by Chidi Anagonye 

men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath

or when they write me a check for $100,000

If you aren’t gonna kiss my forehead after I do something cute then whats the point?

2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

I just wanna be naked in the forest with warm sunlight illuminating my skin

The most powerful thing you can do right now is to be patient while things are unfolding for you.

I want to do things with my life but I also want to bury myself in a forest and let the moss grow over me so where does that leave us