Spending warm summer days indoors

pros: alone 

A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

make sleeves go all the way to the wrist

stop putting shelf bras in everything

make jeans for short people with big butts

make shirts out of anything more substantial than gossamer

stop putting hanger straps on everything, they’re fn annoying and we’re disasters who don’t use them anyway

fake pockets???!!? FAKE POCKETS??!!?

put pockets on everything i am serious

charge less than half what you’re currently charging for shorts

end ‘one size fits all’ forever

size women’s clothing the way you size men’s clothing: with MEASUREMENTS

Make tall clothes that are in proportion instead of just making legs/sleeves longer.

Standardise your sizes.

Make bigger hats.

Stop putting “cold shoulder” holes in everything.

This kid is on a mission