1. First cut up some strawberries and soak em in vodka for as long as you can bear to wait (if you do it overnight itās even better) 2. Then add some lemonade. 3. Stir and serve with mint. 4. Be drunk.
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1. First cut up some strawberries and soak em in vodka for as long as you can bear to wait (if you do it overnight itās even better) 2. Then add some lemonade. 3. Stir and serve with mint. 4. Be drunk.
Yāall I was not ready for this

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person: How are you?
me: i literally have no idea
i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect
Story of my life
After Ann Coulter referred to President Obama as a āretardā in a tweet during Monday nightās presidential debate, Special Olympics athlete and global messenger John Franklin Stephens penned her this open letter:
Dear Ann Coulter, Come on Ms. Coulter, you arenāt dumb and you arenāt shallow. So why are you continually using a word like the R-word as an insult? Iām a 30 year old man with Down syndrome who has struggled with the publicās perception that an intellectual disability means that I am dumb and shallow. I am not either of those things, but I do process information more slowly than the rest of you. In fact it has taken me all day to figure out how to respond to your use of the R-word last night. I thought first of asking whether you meant to describe the President as someone who was bullied as a child by people like you, but rose above it to find a way to succeed in life as many of my fellow Special Olympians have. Then I wondered if you meant to describe him as someone who has to struggle to be thoughtful about everything he says, as everyone else races from one snarkey sound bite to the next. Finally, I wondered if you meant to degrade him as someone who is likely to receive bad health care, live in low grade housing with very little income and still manages to see life as a wonderful gift. Because, Ms. Coulter, that is who we are ā and much, much more. After I saw your tweet, I realized you just wanted to belittle the President by linking him to people like me. You assumed that people would understand and accept that being linked to someone like me is an insult and you assumed you could get away with it and still appear on TV. I have to wonder if you considered other hateful words but recoiled from the backlash. Well, Ms. Coulter, you, and society, need to learn that being compared to people like me should be considered a badge of honor. No one overcomes more than we do and still loves life so much. Come join us someday at Special Olympics. See if you can walk away with your heart unchanged.
A friend you havenāt made yet,
John Franklin Stephens
Global Messenger Special Olympics Virginia
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i donāt freak them out

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Donāt underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak, notice more than you realize.
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a practical guide to becoming a true pun master
accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
say every pun that occurs to you. iām so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
The thirst is real with this one

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I can tell myself all day, ābe heartless, fuck emā but in all reality, I have a big ass heart, and canāt treat people bad, thatās just not me.
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chloebennet4: The war continues. Bad Blood video as promised for our #NerdHQ panel. @realhayleyatwell @clarkgregg
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Seriously what the fuck

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This is soooo me trying to hula hoop, 23yrs and still have no idea what to do