I'LL BE RIGHT BACK !

       ❝-—Every food comes from living organisms. Therefore, all food is meat. And liquids are blood.❞

❝  ----shit, you’re fuckin’ right.  what the fuck?  vegans don’t exist, man, we all eat meat.  ❞

     “ That’s for ditching me after agreeing to meet me at the diner and buy me a fucking milkshake. ”

     Shoving her hands into her pockets, the ginger raised an eyebrow before questioning, “ What was so important that you couldn’t even give me a heads up, huh? I had to walk home in the rain. “

❝  okay, i deserved that.  ❞     he groans, straightening back up, one hand still rubbing over the sore spot.       ❝  sorry about that.  i had some serious last minute emergency shit come up.  if you wanna reschedule for tonight i’ll get you a double milkshake to make up for it?  ❞

@neoagdistis​ : “Chex Mix is NOT a salad!”

❝  uh, but it is.  ❞      there is absolutely no convincing stu otherwise.  not even when he’s not high.      ❝  why can’t you see it?  chex mix is a dry salad.  you got your mix of sorts, like you know - macaroni salad.  there’s the jumble of macaroni noodles.  chex mix has its jumble of crunchy stuff.  and the dressing!  it’s just dry in chex mix.  dry dressing - like dry rub, y’know?  ❞  

@neoagdistis​ :  "Welcome back. Here's a bag of bones and some bone paste to spread on them. Enjoy."

❝  thanks, man.  i’ll save ‘em for later.  ❞      he says as he slips them in his back pocket without skipping a beat.  the bones don’t fit in there but they’re in there somehow anyway.  reality is all a facade.  

@fierceathlete​​ :  Meg is here to "lovingly" punch Stu in the gut real quick.

❝  hey, meg wha-- motherfucker ! ❞

“ boo ! “

❝  shit, man!  that’s fuckin’ perfect.  she’s gonna piss herself when she sees that.  ❞