I want adventure in the great wide somewhere

honestly it would be nice if 2018 was just… a good year

I love how this post implies that the pharmacist is just used to you by now

tease the fuck out of me

i got ur nose!

even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao

Also, SNAP “fraud” is like exchanging some of your stamps for cash to buy necessities you can’t buy with stamps, like soap or deodorant or tampons

TBH even if one hundred percent of people on food stamps were committing food stamp fraud I’d still be in favor of keeping the program around

LMFAO HE WAS BOUTTA SQUARE UP AT THE END

nah deadass i hope he not in trouble because white ppl ALWAYS invading your personal space like this

I hope he stole her ass one good time.

If you dont get the fuck out of my bubble bitch

Almost pushed that bitch into a new dimension

By the time they realize your worth, you’ll be worth more.

Hey Brazil, do you take constructive criticism

Concept: it is the year 2018 and you are no longer depressed. Your skin is clear and you are full of life and love. You’ve found your purpose on Earth.

no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

I hate microwaves that still beep even after you’ve opened the door like we get it you’re a snitch